Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[happy_tiger]

When I was younger, my favourite TV show was MASH.
I watched it Alda time.

It was always on my radar ,Hotlips ....

 

[hank37w]

Are you bucking for a section 8?

 

[happy_tiger]

Are you bucking for a section 8?

Did you call me ferret face ??

 

[hank37w]

Yes Frank.

 

[mike]

Yes Frank.

It’s nice to be nice... to the nice.

 

[tiger_one]

Do you know how to make a water bed more bouncy ?
Add spring water

 

[Cairnstigers]

Q: Why can't Kiwi blokes take their girlfriends to the Rugby?
A: They eat all the grass

 

[Cairnstigers]

When a woman says "What?", it is not because she didn't hear you. She is actually giving you a second chance to change what you said.

 

[Cairnstigers]

A lady had been taking golf lessons and was playing her very first round of golf when she was unfortunately stung by a bee. She was in agony and decided to head back to the clubhouse to get some medical help.

Her golf instructor saw her heading back and asked "you were only out there ten minutes, why are you back so soon? what is the matter?"

The lady replied "A bee stung me!"

The instructor asked "Where abouts?"

The lady replied "Between the first and the second hole".

The instructor knowingly nods his head and replies "Your stance is a little too wide

 

[BZN]

Yes Frank.

It’s nice to be nice... to the nice.

:fa-question-circle-o:

 

[mike]

Yes Frank.

It’s nice to be nice... to the nice.

:fa-question-circle-o:

A Frank Burns quote from MASH

 

[BZN]

Q: Why can't Kiwi blokes take their girlfriends to the Rugby?
A: They eat all the grass

:fearful: :nauseated_face: :joy: :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing: :left-facing_fist:

 

[BZN]

Yes Frank.

It’s nice to be nice... to the nice.

:fa-question-circle-o:

A Frank Burns quote from MASH

:man-gesturing-ok: :+1: :relaxed:

 

[happy_tiger]

Yes Frank.

Betty .....

 

[happy_tiger]

Q: Why can't Kiwi blokes take their girlfriends to the Rugby?
A: They eat all the grass

What is the most common female name in NZ

Baarbaaaraaa

 

[tiger05premier]

What's a kiwis 3 biggest lies?

1 my father played for the all blacks

2 my mother was a maroi princess

3 I was only helping it over the fence

 

[tiger05premier]

Hope this one isn't too rude

Mods can delete obviously if it is

There is no swearing so here goes


Mum is outside putting clothes on the line

Son runs out and says mum there is a prawn in the lounge room

Mum says there is no prawn in the lounge room son so just go inside while I finish putting clothes on the line

Son begrudgingly goes back inside before running back out and saying mum there is a prawn in the lounge room

So mum decides she needs to find out what's going on

When she gets inside the son points to grandma asleep on lounge with dress pulled up too high and says

See mum there is a prawn in the lounge room

Mum than says son that isn't a prawn

The son than says

Well it sure tastes like one

 

[tiger_one]

What did the drummer call his twin daughters...
Anna 1 Anna 2

 

[Bula]

Mrs. Smith is a hypochondriac and every day she is at the doctor's... Doctor I have this.. Doctor I have that.. Doctor this hurts.. Doctor that hurts.. Then eventually she dies.
A few months later her doctor also dies and is buried next to her. She bangs on the coffin wall and says "doctor, is that you? It's me, Mrs smith" "yes" replies the doctor " what's wrong now?" to which she replies " I think I have worms"

 

[tiger_one]

An electrician comes home late.
Wife: "Wire you insulate.?"
Husband: "Watts it to you? I'm ohm aren't I?. "