Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

My wife and I had a debate as to whose turn it was to do the laundry.
Eventually, I folded..

 

[hank37w]

If that's the best you can do, I think you're washed up.

 

[the_third]

An Irishman walked into a bar...

Boom tish

 

[Cairnstigers]

How do men exercise on the beach?

  By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini

 

[Cairnstigers]

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

  He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

 

[Cairnstigers]

  Men are like.....Bank Machines.
   Once they withdraw they lose interest

 

[Cairnstigers]

A woman says
Men are like.....Lawn Mowers.
   If you're not pushing one around, then you're  riding it

 

[TieDye]

What did the new air conditioner say to the other, older, worn-out applications?

U guys look absolutely busted and we’re only at the start of summer... I know the last guy stood on wobbly legs and flapped his gums about keeping you cool but really just made a whole lot of noise and I promise to be better;

You could say I’m not his biggest fan

 

[mike]

Stop blaming lazy people!
They didn’t do anything.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home, only items 1,3 & 5 were done.
Turns out he only does odd jobs.

 

[happy_tiger]

Sex with three participants is called a 3some, sex involving 4 people is called a 4some. Now you understand why some people are labelled handsome !!!

So how does a Lonesome person do it

On Loan ??

 

[mike]

I was in a team meeting today where we were told to say something positive. So I said “a proton”.

 

[tiger_one]

Do you know what they do with all the bikes after the tour de France?
They recycle them

 

[Cairnstigers]

Sex with three participants is called a 3some, sex involving 4 people is called a 4some. Now you understand why some people are labelled handsome !!!

So how does a Lonesome person do it

On Loan ??

Alone would be the correct answer
One person sex
I think you knew that and just didn't want to implicate yourself
?

 

[TieDye]

Sex with three participants is called a 3some, sex involving 4 people is called a 4some. Now you understand why some people are labelled handsome !!!

So how does a Lonesome person do it

On Loan ??

Alone would be the correct answer
One person sex
I think you knew that and just didn't want to implicate yourself
?

Well i’ll bite CT, I’m a bit handsome...

 

[tiger_one]

Son: Dad are we pyromaniacs?
Dad: Yes we arson

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Son: Dad I was just listening to the radio on my way into town, and apparently an actress just killed herself.
Dad: Oh my Who!?
Son: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
Dad: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
Son: No, it was with a knife..

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Son: Dad I was just listening to the radio on my way into town, and apparently an actress just killed herself.
Dad: Oh my Who!?
Son: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
Dad: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

You forgot the Son then says " No with a Knife "

Ahaha good pickup!

 

[tiger_one]

Who can drink 5 litres of petrol and not get sick?
Jerry can.

 

[hank37w]

Don't forget his big brother 5 gallon Jerry Can.