Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

My watch is made of sandpaper.
Times are rough.

 

[mike]

How does a computer get drunk?

It takes screen shots !!!!

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

I can't take my dog to the park anymore. The ducks keep biting him.. I should have known this would happen.
He's pure bread

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

My mate asked me to make up a sentence using the words defence, defeat and detail.
When a horse jumps over, defence defeat go first then detail.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

How is bread like the sun?
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

 

[tiger_one]

Someone's been putting Lego on my doorstep every morning this week.
I'm not sure what to make of it

 

[Cairnstigers]

It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub.
It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.

You obviously encountered a stumbling block on the way home

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

I told my daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field."
Puzzled, she asks, "What's that got to do with anything??"
I chuckled, "Well, that means.."
"It's pasture bedtime"!!

 

[tiger_one]

Have you ever tried eating a clock?
It's really time consuming especially if you go for seconds.

 

[tiger_one]

How do Brazilians get ready for bed?
They put their paj-amazon!

 

[NT_Tiger]

Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is probably not a good idea.

Without a word of lie; I had an aboriginal mate in the territory who lived at the nearby outstation. He named his dog 'the N word'.
We'd be having a feed together; his dog would sit behind him and my dog would sit behind me, and they'd growl at each other. He'd say; Shut up 'N'.
Most of our mates knew what was going on, but strangers wouldn't have a clue.
I still laugh out loud thinking about it. He was a funny bloke.

 

[mike]

Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is probably not a good idea.

Without a word of lie; I had an aboriginal mate in the territory who lived at the nearby outstation. He named his dog 'the N word'.
We'd be having a feed together; his dog would sit behind him and my dog would sit behind me, and they'd growl at each other. He'd say; Shut up 'N'.
Most of our mates knew what was going on, but strangers wouldn't have a clue.
I still laugh out loud thinking about it. He was a funny bloke.

That would have been hilarious

 

[mike]

How do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket.

 

[happy_tiger]

Whats the difference between a computer and an Irishman

You can punch information into one of them

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory..

 

[Merlot]

what are 100's and 1000's. smarty poo

 

[Magpieger]

How do Brazilians get ready for bed?
They put their paj-amazon!

That's horrible...definitely belongs here with a thumbs-up!

 

[mike]

What tastes better than it smells? A tongue.

 

[mike]

What’s the Easter Bunnies favourite type of music? Hip hop.

 

[TheDaBoss]

Sure , I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!