Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[mike]

Did you hear about the scientist who accidently cooled himself down to absolute zero?

He's 0K.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

If a woman says she'll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be.

No need to remind her every half hour.

 

[AngryEmu]

I've decided to start a record collection.

I don't care what anyone thinks, it's my decision and it's vinyl.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

I tripped over my wife’s bra.

It was a booby trap.

 

[Merlot]

if a german shepard is from germany,yorkshire terrior from yorkshire,what is a shitzu.....a zoo with no animals

 

[mike]

What do you call an exploding ape?
A baboom.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

I asked the gym instructor, 'Can you teach me to do the splits?'

He said: 'How flexible are you?'

I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays

 

[tiger_one]

If an ice cream van breaks down, do they have to put out cones?

 

[rustycage]

I asked the gym instructor, 'Can you teach me to do the splits?'

He said: 'How flexible are you?'

I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays

Very good. 👏

 

[diedpretty]

I thought my wife was joking when she said she was taking me to see the Monkees in Switzerland for my birthday..

Then I saw her face!

Now I’m in Geneva!

 

[mike]

I thought my wife was joking when she said she was taking me to see the Monkees in Switzerland for my birthday..

Then I saw her face!

Now I’m in Geneva!

Only two left now…,

 

[tiger_one]

I thought my wife was joking when she said she was taking me to see the Monkees in Switzerland for my birthday..

Then I saw her face!

Now I’m in Geneva!

Only two left now…,

They're not on the last train to Clarksville yet.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

I asked the gym instructor, 'Can you teach me to do the splits?'

He said: 'How flexible are you?'

I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays

Very good. ?

Thanks mate. ?

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Did you hear about this new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu. You get what you deserve.

 

[mike]

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K??? HDMI....

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backwards.

I asked, "Y not?"

 

[hank37w]

or when you typed 80087355 on a calculator what it spelt

Tried this @happy_tiger but am a bit confused.
What should I have found?

I think it is actually 55,378,008 and then turn the calculator upside down.

Thanks for that, it makes perfect sense now, but only if you're a cane toad.

 

[mike]

What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.

 

[happy_tiger]

What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.

I often wonder why the Coyote didn't sue ACME for all the faulty gadgets he bought ....but then again I often wonder where did Coyote get the money to buy these gadgets

Bit like Gilligan Island ...why didn't they ask the camera crew for help to get off the Island .....