Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[mike]

My three favorite things are eating my family & not using commas!

 

[Elderslie_Tiger]


 

[hank37w]

What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.

I often wonder why the Coyote didn't sue ACME for all the faulty gadgets he bought ....but then again I often wonder where did Coyote get the money to buy these gadgets

Bit like Gilligan Island ...why didn't they ask the camera crew for help to get off the Island .....

How many suit cases do you pack for a 3 hour tour?

 

[mike]

What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.

I often wonder why the Coyote didn't sue ACME for all the faulty gadgets he bought ....but then again I often wonder where did Coyote get the money to buy these gadgets

Bit like Gilligan Island ...why didn't they ask the camera crew for help to get off the Island .....

How many suit cases do you pack for a 3 hour tour?

Enough to last until the end of the series

 

[happy_tiger]

What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.

I often wonder why the Coyote didn't sue ACME for all the faulty gadgets he bought ....but then again I often wonder where did Coyote get the money to buy these gadgets

Bit like Gilligan Island ...why didn't they ask the camera crew for help to get off the Island .....

How many suit cases do you pack for a 3 hour tour?

A 3 hour tour .....

Everything I own ....if I am advising Ginger or Maryanne ....just your bikinis ladies .....:blush:

 

[jadtiger]

What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.

I often wonder why the Coyote didn't sue ACME for all the faulty gadgets he bought ....but then again I often wonder where did Coyote get the money to buy these gadgets

Bit like Gilligan Island ...why didn't they ask the camera crew for help to get off the Island .....

How many suit cases do you pack for a 3 hour tour?

A 3 hour tour .....

Everything I own ....if I am advising Ginger or Maryanne ....just your bikinis ladies .....:blush:

Maybe then but not 50+ years later

 

[tiger_one]

Police have warned that a man who stole a stradivarius should not be approached, as he has a history of violins.

 

[TigerTone]

Why didnt the bike stand up?

Because it was too tired

 

[happy_tiger]

Finally remembered the one I was told last week

I used to run a chicken dating service

But it was too hard too make hens meet

 

[tiger_one]

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
10 tickles.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

I don't mean to brag..

Cashiers are always checking me out..

 

[uuem]

My son asked where does poo come from?
I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation.
He looked a little perplexed , and stared at me in stunned silence fora few seconds then asked, And Tigger?

 

[TT 01]

Why is Moscow the fastest city in the world?

Because everybody’s Rushin’

 

[tiger_one]

Argentina is surprisingly cold.
In fact, it's bordering on Chile.

 

[Merlot]

if i was green n had a big ball in this hand nd the other hand ,what am i.a really large grass hopper

 

[Magpieger]

C'moooooon Tigez!!!

 

[tiger_one]

A Dad joke doesn't become a Dad joke until it's full groan.

 

[Cairnstigers]

if i was green n had a big ball in this hand nd the other hand ,what am i.a really large grass hopper

If you said you had a big green ball in each hand, I would have said you had complete controll over the incredible Hulk

 

[mike]

What kind of tree does a scientist plant? 🌳

A chemistry.

 

[tigger]

A couple of years ago, my brother and I went on a cruise to the Canary Islands.
And guess what? There are no canaries in the Canary Islands.

Anyway, we had such a good time that the following year we went on a cruise to the Virgin Islands.
And guess what? (Yep, you got it!), there are no canaries in the Virgin Islands either.