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When does a joke become a dad joke ?

When it leaves and never comes back.

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ben teo,wish2b called TE' OH when at south's,Nathan Peates called him not nice names,stated he[nathan] that he wished 2b referred 2 as Nathan P,Art's,true story
 
@mike said in [Dad Humour](/post/1364978) said:
@demps said in [Dad Humour](/post/1364670) said:
When does a joke become a dad joke ?

When it leaves and never comes back.

?

Childhood trauma?

Issa joke brother.
Not relevant to me but funny nonetheless.
 
**A lawyer is cross-examining a doctor on the stand.**

Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”

Doctor: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”

Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”

Doctor: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”
 
@twentyforty said in [Dad Humour](/post/1370344) said:
**A lawyer is cross-examining a doctor on the stand.**

Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”

Doctor: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”

Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”

Doctor: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”

A classic
 
@twentyforty said in [Dad Humour](/post/1370344) said:
**A lawyer is cross-examining a doctor on the stand.**

Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”

Doctor: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”

Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”

Doctor: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”

I think that's actually a true story.
 
@hank37w said in [Dad Humour](/post/1372130) said:
@twentyforty said in [Dad Humour](/post/1370344) said:
**A lawyer is cross-examining a doctor on the stand.**

Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”

Doctor: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”

Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”

Doctor: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”

I think that's actually a true story.


Yeh, it could be, it’s been around for years. I swear some of our players could qualify as practising lawyers. After getting their gear on , leaving their brains in the shed.
 
@twentyforty said in [Dad Humour](/post/1372406) said:
@hank37w said in [Dad Humour](/post/1372130) said:
@twentyforty said in [Dad Humour](/post/1370344) said:
**A lawyer is cross-examining a doctor on the stand.**

Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”

Doctor: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”

Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”

Doctor: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”

I think that's actually a true story.


Yeh, it could be, it’s been around for years. I swear some of our players could qualify as practising lawyers. After getting their gear on , leaving their brains in the shed.

Looks to me like Andrew Fafita and Villiame Kikau must have their law degrees because they've got their wigs on already.
 
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