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@mike said in [Dad Humour](/post/1354503) said:What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K??? HDMI....
@demps said in [Dad Humour](/post/1364670) said:When does a joke become a dad joke ?
When it leaves and never comes back.
😭
@mike said in [Dad Humour](/post/1364978) said:@demps said in [Dad Humour](/post/1364670) said:When does a joke become a dad joke ?
When it leaves and never comes back.
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Childhood trauma?
@twentyforty said in [Dad Humour](/post/1370344) said:**A lawyer is cross-examining a doctor on the stand.**
Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
Doctor: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
Doctor: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”
@twentyforty said in [Dad Humour](/post/1370344) said:**A lawyer is cross-examining a doctor on the stand.**
Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
Doctor: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
Doctor: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”
@hank37w said in [Dad Humour](/post/1372130) said:@twentyforty said in [Dad Humour](/post/1370344) said:**A lawyer is cross-examining a doctor on the stand.**
Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
Doctor: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
Doctor: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”
I think that's actually a true story.
@twentyforty said in [Dad Humour](/post/1372406) said:@hank37w said in [Dad Humour](/post/1372130) said:@twentyforty said in [Dad Humour](/post/1370344) said:**A lawyer is cross-examining a doctor on the stand.**
Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
Doctor: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
Doctor: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”
I think that's actually a true story.
Yeh, it could be, it’s been around for years. I swear some of our players could qualify as practising lawyers. After getting their gear on , leaving their brains in the shed.
@tiger_one said in [Dad Humour](/post/1372421) said:Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight and 2021.
@mike said in [Dad Humour](/post/1373155) said:Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 22nd time.