Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[Cairnstigers]

Wife texts husband at work on a cold winters morning: “Windows frozen.”
Husband texts back: “Pour some lukewarm water over it”
Wife texts back: “Computer completely stuffed now

 

[Cairnstigers]

If you are easily offended please dont read my jokes



I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up.
She said I had to stop wanking.
When I asked why, she said, “because I’m trying to examine you!

 

[Cairnstigers]

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can’t stand it any longer, and goes to Human Resources. Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him.
The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, “What’s sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?”
The woman replies, “It’s Brandon, the midget

 

[Cairnstigers]

Some mornings I wake up bitchy.
Other mornings I let her sleep

 

[JD Tiger]

If you are easily offended please dont read my jokes



I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up.
She said I had to stop wanking.
When I asked why, she said, “because I’m trying to examine you!

Literally lol-ed. Didnt see that coming.

 

[Cairnstigers]

What’s long and hard and makes women groan?
An Ironing Board

 

[Tigerboy]

What's a Piecost...?

Bloody $5.50 with sauce these days..

I paid $$11 for one tonight.

 

[Demps]

What's a Piecost...?

Bloody $5.50 with sauce these days..

I paid $$11 for one tonight.

What kinda pie costs that?

 

[jadtiger]

How many brown paper bags does it take to run the NRL

Sorry people i just realised this was meant to be a joke thread

 

[TheDaBoss]

Wagyu Beef and Caviar Pie im guessing @Demps

 

[Demps]

Wagyu Beef and Caviar Pie im guessing @Demps

Sounds disgusting haha

 

[Tigerboy]

Wagyu Beef and Caviar Pie im guessing @Demps

@TheDaBoss Uber pies, dudes

 

[Cairnstigers]

An old married couple are in church one Sunday… when the woman turns to her husband and says, “I’ve just let out a really long, silent fart. What should I do?”

The husband turned to her and says, “Replace the battery in your hearing aid.”

 

[Cairnstigers]

A wife sent her husband a romantic text message… She wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” Her husband texted back: “I’m on the toilet, please advise.

 

[Cairnstigers]

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

“How do you breathe through that thing

 

[BWGleague]

Did you here about the two baked beans that travelled round Australia
they finished up in cairns

 

[iofthetigers]

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

I don't know why your shaking, she's going to eat me

 

[nrlsurvivor]

How do Mexicans keep warm in winter?
They use chicken fajitas

 

[nrlsurvivor]

Why did Darius Boyd quit his Vegan diet so quickly?
It was gonna put the Broncos over the celery cap

 

[Cairnstigers]

How do you make a hanky dance
You put a little boggie in it