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Hear about the extinct Toofah bird?
True story, their related to the Dodo.
They'd fly in an upward spiral, the circles getting tighter and tighter the higher they get.
When they reach their pinnacle, hundreds of metres up, they turn and dive earthward, tucking their wings in, gaining more and more speed and velocity in their descent and squawking "Toofah, Toofah, Toofah, Toofah..."
Until they're a metre from the ground and they go "Toofahken late..."
True story, their related to the Dodo.
They'd fly in an upward spiral, the circles getting tighter and tighter the higher they get.
When they reach their pinnacle, hundreds of metres up, they turn and dive earthward, tucking their wings in, gaining more and more speed and velocity in their descent and squawking "Toofah, Toofah, Toofah, Toofah..."
Until they're a metre from the ground and they go "Toofahken late..."
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240z
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I have been watching some videos on YouTube from Isaac Butterfield, a young bloke form Newcastle. I then realised his dad was Tony Butterfield. Isaac videos are very funny but will shock and disturb some people.
But what I did watch was his interview with his dad and seriously it was the best interview I have seen in years. Tony talks about growing up in Penrith, playing for the Knight, love, religion, politics and concussion. I would love to hear your thoughts on the interview and all Isaacs confronting humour.
Anyway take a look
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVi_yFJSnIE
But what I did watch was his interview with his dad and seriously it was the best interview I have seen in years. Tony talks about growing up in Penrith, playing for the Knight, love, religion, politics and concussion. I would love to hear your thoughts on the interview and all Isaacs confronting humour.
Anyway take a look
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVi_yFJSnIE
happy_tiger
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@lidcombe_magpie1 said in [Dad Humour](/post/1499863) said:
Tough bugger ...you'd take 5 of him at the WT's right know
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So I saw an old bloke with a fishing rod outside my local pub fishing in a puddle. He looked so cold!
I said to him: "Come in for a drink and get warm".
As we sipped our double whiskeys, I thought I would humour him.
I asked him: "How many have you caught today?"
He replied: "You are the 8th."
I said to him: "Come in for a drink and get warm".
As we sipped our double whiskeys, I thought I would humour him.
I asked him: "How many have you caught today?"
He replied: "You are the 8th."
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@mike said in [Dad Humour](/post/1500146) said:
You gave my Ghandi one an up vote a while back so I had to return the favour.
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Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?’
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, ‘Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t niver seed nobody do it!
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?’
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, ‘Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t niver seed nobody do it!
mike
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I love going outdoors..... Its much safer than going outwindows...
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It was here a minute ago.
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I replied back, 'Sure, my door is always open."
What do you mean? I thought it was hot!
I replied back, 'Sure, my door is always open."
What do you mean? I thought it was hot!
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