Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[FinestTigers]


 

[mike]

Captain Kirk had a crappy name for a lingerie line. No one wanted to buy something called “Shatner Panties”

 

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[FinestTigers]

psychotherapist

 

[mike]

I had an operation on my funny bone today.

The doctor said I will be in stitches for two weeks.

 

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[Tiger5150]

psychotherapist

Like Tobias....


 

[cochise]

psychotherapist

Like Tobias....


True story, I was once in a christian youth group that had a badge they pinned on people that read "Hug Therapist" until I asked why I would want to "Hug the rapist" that badge quickly disappeared. lol

 

[WT2K]

Genie: “What’s your first wish?”

Steve: “I wish I was rich.”

Genie: “What’s your second wish, Rich?”

 

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[WT2K]

I asked my wife when her birthday was.

She said March 1st. So I walked around the room and asked again.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?

U r a bus.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

And the lord said unto John "come forth and you shall have eternal life"

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

100 years ago everyone owned a horse...

And only the rich had cars.

Now everyone has cars, and only the rich have horses.

The stables have turned.

 

[FinestTigers]

Funny Translation fails.

 

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[WT2K]

I was at a job interview yesterday and the interviewer asked if I could perform under pressure.

I said " No, but I can perform bohemian rhapsody"

 

[cochise]

I was at a job interview yesterday and the interviewer asked if I could perform under pressure.

I said " No, but I can perform bohemian rhapsody"

I can perform Ice Ice Baby