Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[happy_tiger]

I was at a job interview yesterday and the interviewer asked if I could perform under pressure.

I said " No, but I can perform bohemian rhapsody"

I can perform Ice Ice Baby

Or "Take this job and shove it "

 

[FinestTigers]


 

[AJ1]

Waitress: Would you care for a juice?
Customer: If it needed me

 

[WT2K]

“I had nightmares last night because I ate too much liquorice before I went to bed....”

“What were you dreaming about ?”

“All sorts...”

 

[FinestTigers]


 

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[mike]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, however I soon realised that, toucan play at that game.

 

[mike]

Did you know that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? It's the same for the Virgin Islands too. No canaries there either!

 

[mike]

My dog's name is Minton. Today he ate my shuttlecock. Bad Minton!

 

[tigerballs]

Two fish in a tank. One says to the other " how do you drive this thing?"

 

[FinestTigers]


 

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[Swordy]

My dog's name is Minton. Today he ate my shuttlecock. Bad Minton!

I can honestly say I have never heard worse....:blush: :blush:

 

[tiger_one]

Meteorologists have weighed rainbows and found they're pretty light!

 

[FinestTigers]


 

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[FinestTigers]

H2O2 - hydrogen peroxide

 

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[happy_tiger]

I got into a lot of trouble on my last flight

I saw an old friend from school and said Hi Jack ......