Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[hank37w]


 

[mike]

A friend asked what she should do about her obsession with seaweed. I said, “Sea Kelp”.

 

[FinestTigers]


 

[mike]

You can imagine my disappointment after I ordered Rabbit soup and found a hare in it…

 

[tony soprano]

Have you heard about the new movie constipation, no, that's because it hasn't come out yet.

 

[FinestTigers]


 

[Merlot]

You had one job…


Maybe it’s a factual statement, intended for a certain part of society? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

and the lucky 25000001,tourist,win's the lucky door prize,ooch

 

[Elderslie_Tiger]


 

[tiger_one]

If Apple made a car, what would it be missing?
Windows.

 

[FinestTigers]


 

[mike]

Wish me luck. I‘ve applied for a job with a company that makes wheels for bicycles. I’m interviewing to become the next spokesperson.

 

[Geo]


 

[Tiger_Steve]

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a London lawyer, from London, and is certain that he has a better education than any paddy cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Garda's expense!!
The Irish Garda says," License and registration, please." London Lawyer says, "What for?" Irish Garda replies, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the Stop sign." London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Irish Garda says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License And registration, please." London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" Irish Garda says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
The London lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between "slow down" and "stop", I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
The Irish Garda says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir." The London lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Irish Garda takes out his baton and starts beating the lawyer with it and says, "Now do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"

 

[happy_tiger]


Hasn't improved either with age

 

[mike]

I have been thinking about posting a carpentry joke. But I’m not sure if it woodwork...

 

[JD Tiger]

I have been thinking about posting a carpentry joke. But I’m not sure if it woodwork...

Gold.

 

[FinestTigers]


 

[mike]

Following the theft of hundreds of rolls of expensive fabric, Police are looking for material witnesses.

 

[hank37w]

This is surely damaging the fabric of our society.

 

[FinestTigers]