Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[FinestTigers]


 

[tiger_one]

I've started investing in stocks : beef, chicken, vegetable...
One day I hope to become a bouillonaire.

 

[FinestTigers]


 

[tiger_one]

What did the physiotherapist say when the footy player said it hurts when he touches his leg, his hands, and his back?
You broke your finger.

 

[FinestTigers]


 

[Bones]


 

[WT2K]

Why didn’t Santa buy Rudolph and Blitzen off eBay? Because they were two deer.

 

[FinestTigers]

One good thing is it's that kids don't read the newspapers.


 

[tiger_one]

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

 

[tiger_one]

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.

 

[FinestTigers]


 

[tiger_one]

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.

 

[Magpieger]

My post has to contain 8 or more words...so here goes...🤔

 

[Magpieger]

My post🤣

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

I went to maccas and ordered 2 large fries..

They gave me around 75 tiny ones instead.

 

[Merlot]

and i asked 4 a big mac ,and got a small 1

 

[tiger_one]

If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?

 

[tiger_one]

You’ll never be able to get into Hogwarts if you can’t spell…........

 

[tiger_one]

My neighbour and his mate stole a calendar.
They each got 6 months.

 

[tiger_one]

My chocolate Advent Calendar reckons there's only 3 days till Christmas.