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Might have dialled 666 insteadAn Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife.
He immediately dials 999.
**Irishman:** ''It's me wife! I've accidentally shot 'er & I tink
I've killed 'er!''
**Operator:** ''Please calm down, Sir, can you first make
sure she is actually dead!''
***click* *BANG***
**Irishman:** ''Okay, done that. What next?'
Go to bed 🤣🤣🤣My mate's wife said to her husband ; "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis."
He replied, "That's 15 love."