Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

Yesterday I read an article about the dangers of drinking too much.
It scared the hell out of me, so today I've decided never to read it again.

 

[tiger_one]

A truck loaded with Vicks Vaporub overturned on the highway.
Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.

 

[gallagher]

I’m at the airport and there’s a woman completely passed out on the baggage carousel.. She’s slowly coming around now

 

[tiger_one]

Thieves have stolen 20 crates ot Red Bull from my local supermarket.
I don't know how these people sleep at night.

 

[tiger_one]

Which body part is most reliable?
Well, you can always count on your fingers.

 

[Don Kershane]

 

[Don Kershane]

Latrell and Walker look like tag team wrestling combo.

 

[tiger_one]

Why did the chicken click the PowerPoint presentation?
To get to the other slide.

 

[Bigscreentv]

Why is Lee Hagipantelis dressed like a 1920's New York gangster?

 

[tiger_one]

I have a lot of unemployment jokes
Sadly none of them work.

 

[Jolls]

Murphy's 13 Lesser Known World Laws

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog
8. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
10. Torch: A case for holding dead batteries.
11. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
12. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
13. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

 

[tiger_one]

Some call it a lift.
Some call it an elevator.
I guess it just depends how you were raised.

 

[twentyforty]

Cameron Smith saying...he thinks Mitchell Moses should take his time with this decision.

 

[tiger_one]

When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos.
She just wanted a shoulder to crayon.

 

[tiger_one]

I've lost some weight by wearing bread on my head.
It's a new loaf hat diet I'm trying.

 

[jadtiger]

I've lost some weight by wearing bread on my head.
It's a new loaf hat diet I'm trying.

That is so bad it's almost good

 

[tiger_one]

I got arrested for stealing a complete set of encyclopedias.
I said to the police “Hang on, I can explain everything...”

 

[tiger_one]

What type of doctor is Dr. Pepper?
He's a fizzician.

 

[Harvey]

Our attack. Chaplin could not master that sort of slapstick.

 

[old_man_tiger]

Why is Lee Hagipantelis dressed like a 1920's New York gangster?

No more vitriol please