Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[Tucker]

What is the difference between being kinky and being perverted?
Kinky types tickle their partners with a feather....
Perverted people use the whole bird...

 

[Tucker]

What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.

 

[Tucker]

What happens in any situation when two bald guys put their heads together?
They make an arse of themselves.,

 

[tig_prmz]

What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.

Even before the punch line, I got the image of Trump, who is a convicted Rapist and Felon.

 

[dazza65]

A few dad jokes....

A friend of mine has two dobermans named Rolex and Timex. They're watch dogs.

How much do pirates pay for ear rings? Bucc an eer.

I ate five tins of Alphabet soup yesterday. Then I probably had the biggest vowel movement ever.

The inventor of the throat lozenge passed away. There was no cough-in at his funeral.

 

[tiger_one]

Geography teacher asked if I could name a country with no R in it.
I said, "No way."

 

[tiger_one]

Just been for my prostate exam.
Got the thumbs up.

 

[Bula]

 

[Tucker]

What do you get when you cross hamster DNA with human DNA?
You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

 

[Bula]

Donald T Rump.

 

[TieDye]

You @Tigerlily

 

[TieDye]

I always keep mine clean 😉

 

[tiger_one]

When Tom Hanks writes his memoir, it should be called...
'T. Hanks - For the Memories'.

 

[tiger_one]

Tequila may not fix your life.
But it's worth a shot.

 

[tiger_one]

What were Julius Caesar's dying words?

"name... a salad.... after me...ahhh"

 

[Siberian Kitten]

Kenty's episodes of NRL 360 being quietly pulled by Fox.

They've got to be choking!

 

[tiger_one]

My wife has begged me to stop making police related puns.
I said, "O.K.....I'll give it arrest."

 

[BZN]

I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick.
She still isn't talking to me.

Thanks @tiger_one You've given me the inspiration to use your method 😂

 

[Winston Churchill]

Even before the punch line, I got the image of Trump, who is a convicted Rapist and Felon.

My thoughts went to Biden but then I remembered a potato has more brains.

 

[Winston Churchill]

Donald T Rump.
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