Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

What do you call a Frenchman who has been attacked by a cat?
Claude.

 

[hank37w]

I'm dating a bin lady at the moment but can't remember if I'm taking her out Tuesday or Wednesday.

Lucky she is not the recycling bin lady, because you would only be able to take her out every 2nd week.

 

[hank37w]

I'm dating a bin lady at the moment but can't remember if I'm taking her out Tuesday or Wednesday.

Here is a good one for ya.

https://www.facebook.com/danielle.matthews.986/posts/10159035621229187

 

[tiger_one]

3 conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.

 

[BZN]

Shooting from both ends like a star for a while there.
Fortunately you can get anything you want from a chemist there - mate went down to get me broad spectrum antibiotics, stoppers and anti-nauseau pills. Had me basically fixed up 4 hours after I took the first lot.

Got back home yesterday and just found out one of the mates from the trip that I spent 6 hours in the car with has covid. Fingers crossed I haven't picked that up too.

A few things to sort out here before I start editing video. Need to gat mates pictures and videos too to add to those but that may not be so soon.

Welcome home mikey, to the greatest country in the world.
I'm sure there will be a lot on here interested in seeing your videos.
Seems like you have been very lucky re your health.
A friend of mine a few years back was sick for about 6 months with a very bad blood disorder after being in India.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

3 conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.

3 politicians walk into the same bar. After that - the world became a better place.

 

[tiger_one]

Luke Skywalker & Obi Wan Kenobi were in a restaurant eating with chopsticks.
Spotting that his friend was struggling with the cutlery, Obi Wan said "use the forks, Luke".

 

[tiger_one]

Sad news.
Australia's oldest motor mechanic has died.
Family advise there will be a minor crash service to be followed later by a full service.

 

[tiger_one]

To the person who stole my anti-depressants…I hope you’re happy now.

 

[tiger_one]

I went to see the doctor because I had a plugged ear.
“Which ear is it?” he asked.
“2023,” I replied.

 

[tiger_one]

It’s raining, and I’m out of cheese.
Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?

Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife.

Waiter: Rare it is.

 

[Feline Carrier]

People who can't handle Fentanyl.

 

[tiger_one]

My girlfriend wanted to know if I was ticklish down there.
She did a test tickle.

 

[tiger_one]

I made a graph showing my past relationships.
It has an ex axis and a why axis.

 

[tiger_one]

I've combined a laxative with alphabet soup.
I call it 'letter rip.'

 

[tiger_one]

I caught my neighbor stealing my socks off my clothesline.
I was going to confront him, but I got cold feet.

 

[tiger_one]

People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

 

[tiger_one]

What has 2 wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone!
Wing.
Wing.
Arrow?

 

[tiger_one]

What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wasabi.