Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

Heard a rumour that the local dentists are going on strike.
Brace yourselves...

 

[mikey]

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Quite appropriate for me.
Got Delhi belly the last day of the trip.

 

[tiger_one]

Vin Diesel only eats two meals a day:
Breakfast and breakfurious.

 

[tiger_one]

If we eat alphabet soup here in Australia, what do they eat in Japan?
Ramen numerals.

 

[tiger_one]

My wife asked me to get a new spice rack for the pantry.
I said "Well, if that's what you want, what you really, really want....."

 

[gallagher]

See if you know this one @tiger_one
When does 1 + 1 = 3 ?

 

[tiger_one]

See if you know this one @tiger_one
When does 1 + 1 = 3 ?

I think you may have to help me here, champion @gallagher - please.

 

[gallagher]

I think you may have to help me here, champion @gallagher - please.

When you don't use a condom

 

[tiger_one]

When you don't use a condom

Reminds me of this:

Practice safe eating.
Always use condiments. 😉

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

So you been to Wisconsin?

 

[BZN]

Quite appropriate for me.
Got Delhi belly the last day of the trip.

Oh no 😱🚽, but that's India for Yuh, eh?
I hope that's all it is though.

 

[mikey]

Oh no 😱🚽, but that's India for Yuh, eh?
I hope that's all it is though.

Shooting from both ends like a star for a while there.
Fortunately you can get anything you want from a chemist there - mate went down to get me broad spectrum antibiotics, stoppers and anti-nauseau pills. Had me basically fixed up 4 hours after I took the first lot.

Got back home yesterday and just found out one of the mates from the trip that I spent 6 hours in the car with has covid. Fingers crossed I haven't picked that up too.

A few things to sort out here before I start editing video. Need to gat mates pictures and videos too to add to those but that may not be so soon.

 

[tiger_one]

My girlfriend asked me to do her hair like a Rastafarian.
I'm dreading it.

 

[tiger_one]

The inventor of Tupperware has died.
His funeral is delayed until they find the correct lid for his coffin.

 

[gallagher]

 

[tiger_one]

I'm dating a bin lady at the moment but can't remember if I'm taking her out Tuesday or Wednesday.

 

[Red88_Tiger]

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Dogs and dragons are probably on level 3 and 4

 

[Winston Churchill]

Shooting from both ends like a star for a while there.
Fortunately you can get anything you want from a chemist there - mate went down to get me broad spectrum antibiotics, stoppers and anti-nauseau pills. Had me basically fixed up 4 hours after I took the first lot.

Got back home yesterday and just found out one of the mates from the trip that I spent 6 hours in the car with has covid. Fingers crossed I haven't picked that up too.

A few things to sort out here before I start editing video. Need to gat mates pictures and videos too to add to those but that may not be so soon.

I feel for ya Mikey. I backpacked throughout India/sub continent for 12 months in the 80s. Meds werent the easiest to come by back then. Spent a lot of that time searching more for dunnies than sites to see. I lost 15kg in a 2 week period and thought I was a goner a few times over the first few months until i developed a better iron gut. Wouldn't change any of it though....... second thoughts, maybe i would have packed a few more undies.

 

[mikey]

I feel for ya Mikey. I backpacked throughout India/sub continent for 12 months in the 80s. Meds werent the easiest to come by back then. Spent a lot of that time searching more for dunnies than sites to see. I lost 15kg in a 2 week period and thought I was a goner a few times over the first few months until i developed a better iron gut. Wouldn't change any of it though....... second thoughts, maybe i would have packed a few more undies.

Would have been a tough gig back then.

I was supposed to meet mates in New Delhi in early 82 to buy some old Brit dungas to ride north but didn't hear from them in time so ended up going to Germany and bought my first beemer there - a 77 R100/7.
From what I have heard not easy to get around then. A guy I know was one of the first to get into Leh / Ladakh when it opened up in the 70s - took him 3 weeks to get there from Srinagar.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

Did you ever buy a cricket ball in Varanasi?