Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Why do Italians only talk on video call?

So you can see their hands moving.

 

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[tiger_one]

Grandfather: "I went to Pink Floyd's concert last night."
Granddaughter: "WOW! Do you know I never really knew Pink had a last name."

 

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[innsaneink]

 

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[TopTiger]

I got myself a seniors’ GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get to my
destination, it tells me why I wanted to
go there in the first place.

 

[TopTiger]

I don't care how nice the hand soap smells; you should never walk out of the restroom sniffing your finger!

 

[TopTiger]

I heard on the news that a man was admitted to the hospital with 25 plastic toy horses stuck up his rectum. The Doctors described his condition as stable.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

How do you keep an Italian quiet?

Wrap duct tape around their hands.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Why don’t Italian men need the internet?

Their wife knows everything.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

What’s an Italian chef’s favorite speech?

Spaghettysburg address.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Why do Italian women love me?
I’m firm when I need to be, but I can also be soft and tender.
The name’s Dente.
Al Dente.

 

[Lauren]

 

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[Rock Hopper Steve]

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Oh boy how could a man get that mixed up with an arm lol.