So I was in a shoe shop this morning trying on a shoe, I said to the assistant, "It's too tight".
She said, "Try it with the tongue out".
I said, "It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight".
I was asked to name 3 hits by Meat Loaf at the pub quiz last night.
I got "Anything for Love" and "Bat out of Hell," then went blank..
Still... I suppose 2 out of 3 ain't bad.