Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

I told the doctor I keep thinking I’m a bell.
He said if I don’t feel different soon, give him a ring.

 

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[tiger_one]

When you're dead, you don't know you're dead.
The pain is felt by others.
The same thing happens when you're stupid.

 

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[tiger_one]

I shoplifted a calendar on New Years Eve.
I got 12 months.

 

[hank37w]

If you had an accomplice you would have only got 6 months each.

 

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[tiger_one]

My wife said if I wasn’t home in ten minutes, she’d feed my dinner to the dog.
I made it home in five — I love that dog too much.