Things that make you laugh!! 😂

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[tiger_one]

The human body is 60% water.
I'm not fat - I'm flooded.

 

[tiger_one]

One year ago today, I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most beautiful girl I've ever met to marry me.
All three said no.

 

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[tiger_one]

So Charles Dickens walks into a pub.
The barman says to him: “All right Sir?"
“Not really," says Dickens, “I can’t think of a name for the main character in one of my books. Give me a Martini."
“Olive or twist?" says the barman.

 

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[tiger_one]

I told my doctor that every time I bend down, I see Mickey Mouse and when I stand up, I see Donald Duck.
He said, "It's okay. You're just having Disney spells."

 

[tiger_one]

I think it's funny that they're putting jokes on the back of bacon packages now.
Listen to this one: Serving Size: 2 slices.

 

[TopTiger]

 

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[tiger_one]

 

[tiger_one]

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
Tequila mockingbird.

 

[tiger_one]

 

[tiger_one]

I arrived twenty minutes early for the Kleptomania Conference, but all the seats had already been taken.

 

[LeichhardtTiger]

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https://nullarborlinks.com/layout/ It's real folks!

 

[tiger_one]

https://nullarborlinks.com/layout/ It's real folks!

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"Gee willikers" champion @LeichhardtTiger - now THAT'S a course with a few hazards!! 😉

 

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[tiger_one]

As we were going into a cave this morning, the cave guide said to everyone:
“No need to buy insurance. If there’s a cave-in, everyone will be covered.”