Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

Do the people who climb the world's highest mountain ever rest?

 

[tiger_one]

Jus heard the HARDEST part of making skimmed milk is, well, is throwing the cow across the top of the lake for a few bounces.

 

[TopTiger]

 

[TopTiger]

 

[Odessa]

What can you say

 

[uuem]

 

[tiger_one]

 

[TopTiger]

 

[TopTiger]

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted.

Turns out that is 9 pm.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!

I was taken aback....what a weird way to start a conversation.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

If anybody wants to know why Gen X is always mad, it's because we had to replace our record collections with a tape collection that we had to replace with a CD collection that we had to replace with an MP3 collection, and now we need a subscription to listen to music.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Did you know that if you sneeze and fart at the same time...

Your body takes a screenshot.

 

[TopTiger]

 

[TopTiger]

 

[diedpretty]

Firstly, THANK YOU EVERYONE for your concern. I'm ok, but quite shaken up, but I'll be ok. For those of you who don't know what happened, | was robbed this afternoon in broad daylight at the petrol station.
I got myself together after it happened, my hands were still shaking, I was dizzy and I was probably in shock.
My money was gone. I called the police, they were fantastic and called for an ambulance as my blood pressure was through the roof.
The police asked me if I knew who did it, and I told them:

“Yes,it was pump number 4!”

 

[diedpretty]

 

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[Spartan117]

My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!

I was taken aback....what a weird way to start a conversation.