Today at 5:13 PM #7,382 B Bellend Well-known member Grandson " hey Pop i said what can i help you with Grandson says got to bust a nugget then walk off doing a impression of Connor McGregor i started laughing turn around there was two older ladies shaking their heads in discussed.
Grandson " hey Pop i said what can i help you with Grandson says got to bust a nugget then walk off doing a impression of Connor McGregor i started laughing turn around there was two older ladies shaking their heads in discussed.
Today at 7:38 PM #7,383 T tiger_one Well-known member My puncture repair business has been so successful, I have now bought a mansion house. And to think I only started with a small flat..
My puncture repair business has been so successful, I have now bought a mansion house. And to think I only started with a small flat..
57 minutes ago #7,386 T tiger_one Well-known member This chicken said to me: “I can’t find my eggs!” I said: “You’ve probably mislaid them“.
56 minutes ago #7,387 T tiger_one Well-known member I was told that you could view a solar eclipse through a colander. I tried it and ended up straining my eyes.
I was told that you could view a solar eclipse through a colander. I tried it and ended up straining my eyes.
54 minutes ago #7,388 T tiger_one Well-known member I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self-help section?’ She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self-help section?’ She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
53 minutes ago #7,389 T tiger_one Well-known member I struggle with Roman numerals till I get to 159. Then it just CLIX.
52 minutes ago #7,390 T tiger_one Well-known member How was the Mary Poppins theme restaurant? Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious.
50 minutes ago #7,391 T tiger_one Well-known member I recently joined a dating group for Arsonists… I got a match straightaway..
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