Tri's......Game Day Recipe - Round 1

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Hi,
The Crystal has been packed away and this season will be VERSION 3.1 of the Infamous Tri's Predictions!

The results of the Poll (FEB) were clear cut…The Game Day recipe and the Weekly Shuffle the Decks polled best.
The SHUFFLE WILL INCLUDE:
Tri’s - Psychic Gut *Buddha's Belly* ( I will use my mate Buddha to help me choose the game winner )
Tri’s - Fortune Cookie ( I will make the prediction based on fortune cookie messages )
Tri's - Game Day Recipe ( I will work out a recipe for the match...it might be a 10/10 or a 1/10 disaster)
Tri’s - Crystal Eye ( Like the Crystal Ball....Hopefully more accurate than 2011 )
Tri's - Psychic Coin toss ( I will ask questions and get the answers using an ancient trusted method..the coin toss! )

**SO 1ST UP ITS THE: GAME DAY RECIPE:**

INGREDIENTS:
18652 Footy Fans
1 Soggy & Saturated Leichhardt Oval 😕
2 Undercover stands
13238 Ponchos :frowning:
1 Rookie Fullback :stuck_out_tongue:
8 Tries :slight_smile:
11 Conversion attempts :neutral_face:
9 Penalties :question:
1 Freak Wearing an Orange/White/Black No. 6 Jersey :sunglasses:
7219 Intoxicated Fans :roll
4 Rolled Ankles :astonished:
2 Long Range Tries :smiley:
4399 Soggy Hot Dog Rolls :bawling
As required: Beer
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First, Split the 13238 Poncho wearing fans from the remaining 5414 fans.
Gently place all the poncho wearing fans near the Hill area of the Soggy & Saturated Leichhardt Oval. :bawling

Then place the remaining fans in either of the 2 under cover stands. :sunglasses:

Once this is done, allow all the fans access to the 4399 soggy hot dog rolls, Then Stir an unlimited amount of beer into the mix and allow the 7219 Fans to Slowly intoxicate! :blah

Let them rest for 60-95min. :mrgreen:

Once the match has started then allow the 1 Freak Wearing an Orange/White/Black No. 6 Jersey to weave his Magic and have a hand in 5 of the 8 Tries. :smiley:
The remaining tries are Blue in colour :rant they will spoil the mixture but it shouldn't upset the final flavour! :wink:

The referee will have by then, added all 9 Penalties to the game. 4 Of them unnecessarily! :astonished:

We would have seen 10 of the 11 conversion attempts, 1 of the long range tries and would have had 4 fans roll their ankles on the hill whilst attempting to grab one of the very last soggy hot dog rolls. 😱pen_mouth:

Finally, Allow the 1 Rookie Fullback to receive the ball from the 1 Freak Wearing an Orange/White/Black No. 6 Jersey and watch the last of the long range tries unfold! :master:

The final conversion will be scored and the majoirty of the 18652 Fans will be celebrating the First Victory of the 2012 season by the Wests Tigers as they defeat the Cronulla Sharks 30-16\. :righton:

ENJOY THE FIRST VICTORY FORUM MEMBERS!!! :supporter:

Hope you liked the first installment of the 2012 Season! 😛ray:
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Tri
 
Christ I hope type that into Notepad or Word before you post Tri, otherwise browser & connection issues could mess that all up quite quickly!
 
@tigermac88 said:
How can there only be 8 tries when there are 11 conversion attempts lol
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3 of the "Conversions" are Penalty goal attempts! :crazy

Damn, and I proof read it 6 times. :brick:

Tigermac88, Do you work for the editing dept of Rugby League Forums in NSW? :laughing:

Hope you liked it nevertheless 😛ray:
 
Nice work tri, some of the best recipe results come from adding a bit too much of this and a pinch too much of that regardless of that the, proof of the pudding is in the eating I think (result) :bulb:
 
@happy tiger said:
Well done Tri Sounds like a good win 30-16 Doesn't that scoreline ring a bell …............. :wink:

Happy Tiger = One very clever cat indeed! :ugeek:
 
Well done, Tri! Love it! :smiley: You deserve rep points for that, but sorry I can't give you any at the moment :frowning:
 
@tigergirlz said:
Hmmm. May convert into procedural writing task for my students. A bit of fun :laughing:

I can be a special guest and give them a few tips on creative writing too…..the kids can call me Professor Tri :ugeek:
 

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