Wests ASHFIELD WeakieLeaks

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Draft affidavits leaked from HBG’s legal team where witness statements from board members keep getting edited because they accidentally praise the opposing side's football team.
Leaked File Codename. ASHFIELD_LEAKS_DRAFT_AFFIDAVIT_DIRECTOR_STATEMENT.
LEAKED TRANSCRIPT: Page 14 of the sworn affidavit was struck out by lawyers after the Director added a handwritten note reading: 'Also, Balmain played really well in the 1989 Preliminary Final.'"

Confidential internal emails sent between HBG executives and IT staff immediately following a court order for mandatory document disclosure.
Leaked File Codename HBG_LEAKS_PROJECT_COURT_DISCOVERY_COMPLIANCE.
"URGENT MEMO: Legal counsel warns that 'Document Discovery' means we actually have to show the court the meeting minutes from 2024. Emergency Protocol 9 activated: Classify all boardroom notes as 'Confidential Bistro Recipe Secrets'."

Leaked instructions sent to junior club staff telling them to fill the public court gallery wearing matching Wests Magpies polo shirts to intimidate opposing barristers.
Leaked File Codename. HBG_LEAKS_OPERATION_SUPREME_COURT_GALLERY.
"DIRECTIVE: 'Staff attending Queens Square Courtroom 8B must sit behind opposing counsel and audibly sigh whenever the words "independent board" are spoken. Free bus transport provided from Wests Ashfield entrance at 8:30 AM.'"
 
Why in the world did you start another thread over HBG?
Looking around the forum MagpiesF, I think you would also agree that hbg have been and will be incompetent. This is just a light-hearted approach for a bit of fun, and Just in case people are suspicious, i would do exactly the same for the Balmain side, i am WT only.

Here is another leak.

Confidential internal files submitted as evidence in court, where 95% of the text has been blacked out by HBG lawyers using heavy black markers.

Leaked File Codename. [EXHIBIT_A_ASHFIELD_BOARD_MINUTES_UNREDACTED_DRAFT]
LEAKED COURT EXHIBIT. Page 4 of the board minutes submitted to the Supreme Court contains 12 consecutive blacked-out lines, followed only by the unredacted phrase......and then everyone agreed the garlic bread was exceptional.
 
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