What do you ask Google?

[innsaneink]

Found this funny to a concerning quandary this morning. Too much salad last night 🤢

What do you ask Google?
Cmon.. Fess up


~~So your bowels dropped a broccoli-colored bundle, did they? Well, you’re far from alone as you read this from the porcelain throne. “Why is my poop green?” is one of the most common questions English speakers ask Google.

Dark green vegetables and green powder supplements contain a lot of chlorophyll, the chemical that allows plants to make energy from the sun. This can turn your Cleveland Brown into a Green Bay Packer. That doesn’t mean there’s something wrong. Keep eating those greens!~~

 

[happy_tiger]

I've just asked Google why InnsaneInk asked that question .....

It replied "he probably has green poo "

 

[jadtiger]

Found this funny to a concerning quandary this morning. Too much salad last night 🤢

What do you ask Google?
Cmon.. Fess up


~~So your bowels dropped a broccoli-colored bundle, did they? Well, you’re far from alone as you read this from the porcelain throne. “Why is my poop green?” is one of the most common questions English speakers ask Google.

Dark green vegetables and green powder supplements contain a lot of chlorophyll, the chemical that allows plants to make energy from the sun. This can turn your Cleveland Brown into a Green Bay Packer. That doesn’t mean there’s something wrong. Keep eating those greens!~~

Since i dont eat vegetables much that question has never crossed my mind.The one thing i never ask google about is medical issues because if i did i am sure i would diagnose myself with every problem known to mankind

 

[Harvey]

Steer clear of roasted Beets. In a day or 2 after you will think you are dying.

 

[tigerap]

What is the time...

 

[kiwitiger]

Generally Google the next big thing on the WTS forum. You know that player that is in lower grades who someone says is the next big thing, the reason why we don't need to buy a SoO or Aussie rep because it will block his chances.

 

[TheDaBoss]

Do a flip

 

[bathursttiger1]

Monday nights winning Lotto numbers.

 

[Cairnstigers]

I've just asked Google why InnsaneInk asked that question .....

It replied "he probably has green poo "

We now know where Todd Greenturd came from

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

Generally ask Google for mundane things like water density tables and refrigerant detail.

 

[nrlsurvivor]

My kids ask how many sleeps til Christmas

 

[nrlsurvivor]

I ask google home to set a timer for 3 minutes - when doing soft boiled eggs

 

[tiger_one]

I ask google home to set a timer for 3 minutes - when doing soft boiled eggs

That's gotta be a "yolk"

 

[tiger_one]

My kids ask how many sleeps til Christmas

Only 363 days off now.

 

[tiger_one]

When will the Wests Tigers land their mystery prop?

 

[hank37w]

We'll know in 48 hours.

 

[Elderslie_Tiger]

We'll know in 48 hours.

From when?????

 

[Elderslie_Tiger]

When will the Wests Tigers land their mystery prop?

Does not comput!!!!

 

[hank37w]

We'll know in 48 hours.

From when?????

The 48 hours resets to zero each time you ask.

 

[Speed2burn]

How does a blind person know when they’ve woken up