What I want from a coach

Cosimo_Zaretti

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As a Wests Tigers supporter I am angry and embarrassed at my team's recent performance. I am irrationally upset to the point where I resent anyone who has not become equally irrational, it's as if they do not understand our pain and humiliation.

Damnit Taylor I want a tantrum, push the table over, spit at the cameras, blame the refs, blame the bunker, blame the NRL, blame the Tigers Board, blame Milky, blame Ricky Stuart's mum, and then get started on the players.

As a coach it is your duty to insult every run, every tackle and every touch of the ball that a player has had since the under 6's. They're all worthless and they need to know it, or rather I'm upset and I want that taken out on someone.

Start making changes. We'll call it accountability, but really we're just going to swap substandard players after every loss like an English Cricket selector. Don't forget to throw and break things in team meetings as you cut the whole squad again.

Don't hesitate to start a fist fight with a player again either JT. I'd suggest Jordan Rankin, but you might find he's learned a trick or two in the ESL.

I won't be satisfied with anything less than a complete mental breakdown from Taylor to match the one I'm having. By season's end he'll be led away to live out his days in the quiet room. I may check myself in as well.

Am I doing it right?
 
@happy tiger said:
What I want from a coach the players would sook over after the first 3 hours

Step 1 would be send them to far North Queensland to COMPLETE an S.A.S course .

Any stragglers or whingers would be cut !
 
I want our coach to develop and improve our players, and on game day put us in the best possible position to win games.
 
@hobbo2803 said:
@happy tiger said:
What I want from a coach the players would sook over after the first 3 hours

Step 1 would be send them to far North Queensland to COMPLETE an S.A.S course .

Any stragglers or whingers would be cut !

What to stop them breeding ??

Any Pacific Islands still believe in cannibalism ??
 
All i want is accountability from the people who pick the side, coach the side and the players.We are sure not getting any of that.
 
A lap of honour on GF day would do thanks.

Seriously though, the blame is on the players mostly IMO. They were the ones playing with no ticker, spirit or pride against the Raiders, and it was basically the same team that showed plenty of grit against Melbourne the week before.
They are the ones playing with a bit of gumption one week and hoisting the white flag from the opening whistle the next.
Sheens, Potter and Taylor surely can't all be the reason why our club is the laughing stock of the NRL- there is one common denominator in our piss poor results under every one of those coaches in the last 5 seasons.
 
@ricksen said:
I want our coach to develop and improve our players, and on game day put us in the best possible position to win games.

Silly, this isn't a thread for anything constructive, it's for blind moronic rage. Scream til you feel better.
 
I want a scapegoat!
Somebody to take all the (disguised swearing) from fans disappointed that their bargain basement team can't take a trick.
Better yet, No coach! Sack 'em all, sack 'em before they even get here.
 
Firstly a coach that holds players accountable for poor performances and is not afraid to drop them. That's a start.
 
@tiger_one said:
I wonder if Faffy is still "smarting" for 3 days after a loss, like he used to when captain…...

I'll tell you what is funny. A lot of fans hate the guy but at the same time want someone who gets angry when we lose.
 

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