What's a good way to annoy neighbours?

upthetigers

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Both my neighbours are a pack of dogs. Not friendly, really loud in the backyard really late at night when you want to hit the sack and really inconsiderate in general. Besides playing really loud music, what's a good way to annoy them?
 
If by chance you have their phone number, put up a listing on gumtree of something in high demand (PS5) with their phone number attached to the listing to make an enquiry

Mow the lawns super early on a weekend

That's if you REALLY hate them tho

Define early?
 
If by chance you have their phone number, put up a listing on gumtree of something in high demand (PS5) with their phone number attached to the listing to make an enquiry

Mow the lawns super early on a weekend

That's if you REALLY hate them tho
This is gold I really should do this 🙂

One of the neighbours has a really loud sound system in his garage. You can hear the bass from down the street. Fair enough if you play it during the day but it rubbed me the wrong way when you can hear it past midnight.
 
This is gold I really should do this 🙂

One of the neighbours has a really loud sound system in his garage. You can hear the bass from down the street. Fair enough if you play it during the day but it rubbed me the wrong way when you can hear it past midnight.
This is gold I really should do this 🙂

One of the neighbours has a really loud sound system in his garage. You can hear the bass from down the street. Fair enough if you play it during the day but it rubbed me the wrong way when you can hear it past midnight.
No music after midnight….LAW…call the cops
 
The neighbour in the strata next to us is a shocker. She rules the house and her husband all of about 6ft 6inch of him must of handed his testicles over when he got married. The wife has a voice like a foghorn and it carriers throughout the complex. So one Saturday she is throwing a lunchtime get together. I was taking the RX2 Coupe out for a drive and usually let it idle on the street. She decides to make a smart arse comment about the noise (it's an extend port with webber). Helpfully I back the car up to near the fenceline and let it idle there. sure enough the fumes find their way to her backyard get together. Next thing there is coughing, spluterings, oh gods and it's in my hair. The car drove nicely that day.
 
One that isn't incriminating....

When I moved in, apparently there was a bean bag under the house, from God knows when.
Dog ripped it to pieces and about 1 billion foam balls went everywhere.

Impossible to clean up.
Neighbours were extremely annoyed and asked me to clean them up, quite aggressively multiple times.

I said I'll get straight onto it... knowing it is an impossible job.

😂
 
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