What's a good way to annoy neighbours?

All the previous comments are in jest. Had to laugh at the poo joke.
Remember a couple of years ago there was a serial pest who would go to random houses and poo at their front door.
He got away with for ages until a security camera filmed him, he unknowingly didnt see in the dark a special night vision camera.
He actually stared at the camera whilst doing his buisiness half naked.
He was recognised by someone who knew him and subsequently charged and really got in the shit.
 
Play bagpipes without learning how to play bagpipes.

Get your mates to randomly park their cars right in front of his house.

(This pisses people off enormously) 😂
 
I worked shift work for 30 years, we had new neighbours move in with 2 loud barking dogs, the minute the left the house the dogs would not stop barking.
After many arguments I just had to put up with it until he started working shifts, if I seen him come home after nights I would go and mow the footpath and use the wipper sinpper for hours on end every day that he done nights.
He last about a year doing shifts, said he couldn’t sleep.
 
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If they have air con, take a cordless with a long 1/4" drillbit and put a hole in the outdoor unit coil through the fanguard, or if you don't want them to know it's you, loosen off the flare nuts to the unit and let out the refrigerant.

Chuck rotting food in their gutters.

Put brake fluid on their car paintwork.

If you want to risk manslaughter charges, if they have outdoor power points they use to create the noise by plugging in boomboxes and shit, swap the active and earth.
 
I remember hearing when I was a teenager that if you ring someone, say from a pay phone, and then when they answer, cut the cord of the pay phone, severing it, the person you called can no longer use their phone because you are still on their line. Idk how true that was but it sounded funny. So you could try that if you know their number and if you can still find a pay phone in 2022.
 
upthetigers said:
Both my neighbours are a pack of dogs. Not friendly, really loud in the backyard really late at night when you want to hit the sack and really inconsiderate in general. Besides playing really loud music, what's a good way to annoy them?
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That’s the worst man!!
Especially now in Sydney when we live on top of each other and houses are so close to each other.

That’s one thing I don’t miss about Sydney now that I’m in the act
 
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steve-o said:
Especially these days when there are cameras everywhere. You’re just us likely to get yourself in trouble
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Haha I tried that! Went to Bunnings to get a camera to record my front yard cause some guy kept throwing rubbish and dog crap bags in my yard cause my place is close to the dog park in Leichhardt.

The cameras didn’t record the whole night which was a pain. So I ended up getting those fake cameras for $15 @ bunnings
 
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Purchase noise canceling headphones, good ones, and sound proof a single room (Hang drapes, buy some cheap noise reducing foam ect), and buy some ear plugs. Play the music next to his wall in the sound proofed room for 5 hours straight every day. No one outside the building can hear it, and neither can you. Only he can.
(You gotta play the Alvin and the Chipmunks version). 😂

Buy an extremely creepy scarecrow and have it faced from your backyard to stare directly into your asshole neighbors house at all times.

Chuck copious amounts of bird seeds in their yard. Birds, squirrels, and other wildlife will come and ruin their grass, some of the seeds might even grow, it's great.
 
upthetigers said:
Both my neighbours are a pack of dogs. Not friendly, really loud in the backyard really late at night when you want to hit the sack and really inconsiderate in general. Besides playing really loud music, what's a good way to annoy them?
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Maybe the most civil thing to do is to write them a note brother.

I really miss those days in Leichhardt when I was growing up and neighbours would give us delicious Italian food and my grandparents would give them food. You’d know each other really well. Leichhardt has changed so much. Just become all gentrified. Such a shame…
 
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pawsandclaws1 said:
The neighbour in the strata next to us is a shocker. She rules the house and her husband all of about 6ft 6inch of him must of handed his testicles over when he got married. The wife has a voice like a foghorn and it carriers throughout the complex. So one Saturday she is throwing a lunchtime get together. I was taking the RX2 Coupe out for a drive and usually let it idle on the street. She decides to make a smart arse comment about the noise (it's an extend port with webber). Helpfully I back the car up to near the fenceline and let it idle there. sure enough the fumes find their way to her backyard get together. Next thing there is coughing, spluterings, oh gods and it's in my hair. The car drove nicely that day.
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My first car was Rx2 Bridgeport w/ Webber, wish I still had it
 
upthetigers said:
Both my neighbours are a pack of dogs. Not friendly, really loud in the backyard really late at night when you want to hit the sack and really inconsiderate in general. Besides playing really loud music, what's a good way to annoy them?
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I don’t know why you would want to annoy your neighbours. I’ve had problem neighbours and what has worked for me is..I knock on their door, introduce myself, and ask how I can be a good neighbour to them.
That’s worked for me.
Also try it with all your neighbours. It may just garner the support you need to correct the situation?
 
GNR4LIFE said:
I remember hearing when I was a teenager that if you ring someone, say from a pay phone, and then when they answer, cut the cord of the pay phone, severing it, the person you called can no longer use their phone because you are still on their line. Idk how true that was but it sounded funny. So you could try that if you know their number and if you can still find a pay phone in 2022.
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There is one left; Corner of lake rd and Grenmeadows dr port macquarie NSW.
 
Furthermore to my neighbour from hell. After she took us to Fence Court, and I won because she had falsified her court docs, which I was able to prove with mt CCTV footage. I then proceeded to play 4x well chosen songs on repeat for hours every day after work right next to our new fence, not too loud, I did not want to annoy my good neighbours.
She sold with in 2 months.
 
GNR4LIFE said:
I remember hearing when I was a teenager that if you ring someone, say from a pay phone, and then when they answer, cut the cord of the pay phone, severing it, the person you called can no longer use their phone because you are still on their line. Idk how true that was but it sounded funny. So you could try that if you know their number and if you can still find a pay phone in 2022.
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Incorrect.
 
GNR4LIFE said:
I remember hearing when I was a teenager that if you ring someone, say from a pay phone, and then when they answer, cut the cord of the pay phone, severing it, the person you called can no longer use their phone because you are still on their line. Idk how true that was but it sounded funny. So you could try that if you know their number and if you can still find a pay phone in 2022.
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Could have worked on the old system of DC batteries in the exchanges pre NBN, but only if the pair of wires were cut separately, as creating a short circuit even for a millisecond would trip the call.

Though many of those people with no service because of the floods would still have service under the old system provided the exchanges were above water lines.
 
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