I had heaps growing up , particularly when I stayed at my mates place who lived on the Brisbane River
Here is a list
Was looking for a good spot to jump from a tree or build a swing to jump from the rivers edge
It was a Sunday morning so his family had gone to church , so I climbed this tree and it looked really promising , then crack , the branch breaks and I initially get stuck with my shirt on the branch ( so I thought ) and then luckily fall into the water
I then go to grab a tree stump to pull myself out of the water .....and as I'm getting out look at my arm .....it is spurting out blood ....I get out quickly and climb up the river bank and then remember I'll have to go to the neighbours place .....( and my friends didn't get on with the neighbours ) Fortunately the neighbours was hanging out the washing and saw me walking over . They had cleaned me up a bit and were about to call the ambos when the friends I was staying at came home and they took me to hospital 20kms away
13 stitches later and about a week later ...infected to the eyeballs and spent the night before a chemistry exam waiting for someone to clean it up
From then on , if stayed with that mate on a Saturday night off to Church Sunday