Things that make you laugh!! 😂

tiger_one · Nov 28, 2023

Before I got married, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put milk back in the fridge.

tiger_one · Nov 29, 2023

Everyone says that I tend to use outdated technology.
But they're just ignoring the fax.

jadtiger · Nov 29, 2023

tiger_one said:
Before I got married, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put milk back in the fridge.

You can undoubtedly add that to the other 4316 things you were told you were doing wrong

tiger_one · Nov 30, 2023

My brother is dating a girl called Rosemary.
I don't know what he season her.

tig_prmz · Nov 30, 2023

tiger_one said:
My brother is dating a girl called Rosemary.
I don't know what he season her.

Give it some Thyme, she'll grow on you.

AmericanHistoryX · Nov 30, 2023

Just ask Mary Jane.

tiger_one · Dec 1, 2023

What did the French trade mark lawyer say to his wife?
Je™

Winston Churchill · Dec 1, 2023

tiger_one · Dec 2, 2023

It’s strange there is a setting on every toaster to completely burn bread.

tiger_one · Dec 3, 2023

I knew a guy who was arrested for stealing hay.
Unfortunately, he couldn't make bale.

tiger_one · Dec 4, 2023

Recruiter: “Can you perform under pressure?”
“No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody.”

Tiger_Fanatic3 · Dec 4, 2023

What's an egg's favorite vacation spot?

New Yolk City.

Tiger_Fanatic3 · Dec 4, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

Tiger_Fanatic3 · Dec 4, 2023

What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear.

Tiger_Fanatic3 · Dec 4, 2023

Why is England the wettest country?

Because the queen reigned there for decades.

tiger_one · Dec 4, 2023

Tiger_Fanatic3 said:
What's an egg's favorite vacation spot?

New Yolk City.

With that punchline in mind, how can I ever listen to this song the same way again?? 🤣

Tiger_Fanatic3 · Dec 4, 2023

What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes whack “darn” and a skydiver goes “darn” whack.

Tiger_Fanatic3 · Dec 4, 2023

My dog is a genius… I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.

Tiger_Fanatic3 · Dec 4, 2023

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I’ll let you know.

Tiger_Fanatic3 · Dec 4, 2023

I don’t want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week and it said 2-4 years on the box.