Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

An English man, a Spaniard, a Frenchman, and a German go to a club.
The guy on stage asks if they can see him.
They said:“Yes. Oui. Si. Ja.”

 

[tiger_one]

If a Viking is reincarnated…...................Is he Bjorn again?

 

[TopTiger]

I suggested to my new girl friend that we should play strip poker. So I asked her to strip so I could poke her, strangely I have not heard from her since!

 

[tiger_one]

What did they yell at Edgar Allen Poe when he nearly walked into a tree?
Poetry!

 

[tiger_one]

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people understand this.

 

[tiger_one]

I did a blood test on a garden frog to extract its DNA and confirm its identity.
I discovered the frog was 70% British, 20% French, 7% Italian, 2% Dutch and a tad Pole.

 

[tiger_one]

The Beach Boys walk into a bar.
"Round?"
"Round…”
"Get a round?"
"I'll get a round….”

 

[TopTiger]

I'm done with being a people pleaser. Of course only if everyone is OK with that.

 

[uuem]

I had a happy childhood
My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down hills.
Those were Goodyears

 

[tiger_one]

A man walks into a gay bar.
Then he came out.

 

[Demps]

 

[Halbrowne61]

The Beach Boys walk into a bar.
"Round?"
"Round…”
"Get a round?"
"I'll get a round….”

Are you now making these up ?

 

[Halbrowne61]

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Why would get YAM tattooed on your neck ? Coz maybe he’s a vegetable !
🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Leck]

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He may have early onset dementia and has forgotten his name. I hope it helps.

Edit: I just read this article

Footy star Taylan May gets the most extreme tattoo in the NRL

The Penrith centre already had 'pain' tattooed under one eye with a broken heart under the other - but those two efforts have been blown out of the water by his latest ink.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Hopefully there are people that are supporting him in his life, because this comment stood out -

'I feel like I was reaching out for help deep down inside at the time so I put "pain" on my face.

'I get asked about it and try and avoid the question but it's where I was at.'

 

[hank37w]

Why would get YAM tattooed on your neck ? Coz maybe he’s a vegetable !
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Because when someone makes a break and they are being chased down by him, they will be able to look in their rear view mirror and immediately see who it is that is chasing them.

The guy is a genius. 🤡 🤣

 

[Kaito]

This joke only works on a calculator...

@Demps If 6,000 lebs went 2 a party & 167 got bashed
who bashed them? (6000-163 =) turn Ur phone upside
down lmao. This cracks me up I learnt it @ PCYC lmao

 

[BZN]

This joke only works on a calculator...

@Demps If 6,000 lebs went 2 a party & 167 got bashed
who bashed them? (6000-163 =) turn Ur phone upside
down lmao. This cracks me up I learnt it @ PCYC lmao

I can't see whatever it is you are supposed to see Kaito.

 

[BZN]

Last night my wife asked me is it just me or is the cat getting fat. Apparently it is just you wasn't the right answer.

This one cracks me up TT 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[BZN]

This joke only works on a calculator...

@Demps If 6,000 lebs went 2 a party & 167 got bashed
who bashed them? (6000-163 =) turn Ur phone upside
down lmao. This cracks me up I learnt it @ PCYC lmao

I like the way you Lebs can laugh at yourself.

 

[tiger_one]

I was told I could look at the eclipse through a colander.
I tried it but it strained my eyes!