Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[TopTiger]

What type of coordination is Whitney Houston best known for, hand - eye ..............will always live you.

 

[tiger_one]

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang.
Then it came back to me.

 

[TopTiger]

Everyone should try blindfolded archery at least once in your life, you don't know what you're missing.

 

[tiger_one]

Just saw an emperor penguin wearing a toga.
Think it was Julius Freezer.

 

[twentyforty]

Everyone should try blindfolded archery at least once in your life, you don't know what you're missing.

I tried it..I can’t see the point. 😆

 

[tiger_one]

A chicken and an egg walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Who's first?"

 

[tiger_one]

One day I changed a light bulb, crossed the road and walked into a bar.
That's when I realized my whole life was a joke.

 

[TopTiger]

I lost my wife's audio book, now I will never hear the end of it!

 

[tiger_one]

I found myself in Gerry Rafferty's Ladies Boutique the other day.
Gowns to the left of me, chokers to the right.

 

[TopTiger]

A friend once told me to only borrow money from pessimists as they don't expect it back.

 

[tiger_one]

To the guy who stole my anti-depressants: I hope you're happy now.

 

[TopTiger]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

 

[tiger_one]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

That would be dead unlucky! 😉

 

[tiger_one]

Doctor: I have your test results.
Me: Did I pass? hahaha.
Doctor: Hahaha you will soon.
Me: Haha what?

 

[TopTiger]

Last night someone broke into my house and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go.

 

[TopTiger]

I hired a handyman yesterday and gave him a todo list of 8 jobs to do around my home. When I got back home later in the day he had only done tasks 1, 3, 5 and 7. I found out he only does odd jobs.

 

[tiger_one]

I asked my new girlfriend to meet me at the gym, but she never showed up.
Guess we're not gonna work out.

 

[tiger_one]

Can someone tell me what the lowest rank in the army is?
Every time I ask someone, they tell me "It's private."

 

[tiger_one]

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
Easy, one will see you later, the other will see you in a while.

 

[TopTiger]

I was scared to tell my wife after breakfast to clean up. I was walking on eggshells all day.