Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[upthetigers]

I beg your pardon 🤣

 

[tiger_one]

John Travolta was admitted to a hospital with COVID symptoms.
He's OK - it was just Saturday Night Fever.

 

[TopTiger]

I love shoplifting kitchen utensils, it is a whisk I am willing to take!

 

[TopTiger]

I saw someone stealing all my socks, I would have chased after them but I got cold feet.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

I bought tickets to a football game. Enjoy life. When I turned up it was the Wests Tigers.

 

[Kaito]

😆😆😆

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

Anything else?

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

I do. One second.... Part 1

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

Part 2.

 

[TopTiger]

I am going to take up coin collecting, the change will do me good.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

And its what my Wests Tigers membership is worth

 

[TopTiger]

A man was walking home late one night when from the shadows he hears $20 from a woman. He thinks well what the hell I have never been with a prostitute before.

After going at it for a minute a police officer walking by shines a torch on the couple and asks what is going on here. The guy responds beligently I am making love to my wife. The police officer says he is sorry he did not realise it was your wife whereby the guy says neither did I until you shone your torch on us.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

What does that say about the wife?

 

[TopTiger]

Mark Levy's family invited me to a party but they weren't serving alcohol. So I drove my Chevy to the Levy's but the Levy's were dry.

 

[TopTiger]

What does that say about the wife?

Time's are tough, you gotta do what you gotta do!

 

[TopTiger]

I adopted a dog from a blacksmith, as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

 

[TopTiger]

My girlfriend and I let astrology come between us, it taurus apart.

 

[TopTiger]

An elderly widowed couple had been seeing each other for a while and decided it was time to get married. The guy hesitantly asked his soon to be bride how often she would like sex once married and she replied infrequently which he then queried whether her response was in fact one word or two.

 

[tiger_one]

The CEO of Pepsi was fired this morning.
He tested positive for Coke.

 

[TopTiger]

My therapist has said I have a phobia of getting married. He asked me if I knew what my symptoms are? I replied I can't say I do.