** Epiphany Wednesday **
Balmain Fridge Magnet & co are correct - all this Balmain & Western Suburbs stuff needs to be eliminated from our great club.
Why is the magpie on the sleeve? It needs to go. We must also get rid of those old emblems from the back of the jersey. Legacy is like a dead weight around our necks. It needs to be wiped!
The Magpies must be stripped of their NSW Cup duties and the junior Rep sides can no longer represent Western Suburbs and Balmain.
The colours are a problem too - I mean, we all know where they came from. And the current name of the club, HELLO ! This is the absolute crux of the problem WESTS TIGERS - derived directly from Western Suburbs & Balmain. Polarity writ large. Cancerous stuff!
If we truly want to extract ourselves from this dinosaur culture - we also need to ensure the club never plays another home game at any of the following venues - Campbelltown, Leichhardt, Lidcombe, Pratten Park, St Luke’s Concord or Birchgrove. These venues are haunted by the ghosts of bickering Western Suburbs and Balmain troglodytes.
Naturally the ownership of the club will need to be passed onto a wholly neutral suitor. Word on the street is that both Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos are jockeying for a hefty stake.
So let’s hear it for our wholly progressive club peeps. Finally burying the dinosaurs of the past our liberated thirteen, wearing their distinctive sepia jerseys with beige trimming, charge onto their beloved home ground at Gosford, to the cheers of a united fan base ...
I give you the mighty Diddly Squat RLFC
Carn The Squats ! 👍