Breaking news from the telegraph

[jais_tigez]

It seems the daily telegraph can print whatever they like about anyone, so I thought I'd try my hand at some gutter journalism.
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In breaking news, dean ritchies boyfriend has decided to leave him. Fed up with deans constant need for attention, his partner has decided that enough is enough and he can no longer put up with the fool. A source close to the couple said "dean is fat and he supports the bulldogs so it was time for his boyfriend to leave". Another source that I spoke to today said "dean is ugly and he stinks like an ass, and I suspect he is having an affair with Phil rothfield.
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What do you guys reckon should I apply for a job at the telegraph?
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[happy_tiger]

It seems the daily telegraph can print whatever they like about anyone, so I thought I'd try my hand at some gutter journalism.
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In breaking news, dean ritchies boyfriend has decided to leave him. Fed up with deans constant need for attention, his partner has decided that enough is enough and he can no longer put up with the fool. A source close to the couple said "dean is fat and he supports the bulldogs so it was time for his boyfriend to leave". Another source that I spoke to today said "dean is ugly and he stinks like an ass, and I suspect he is having an affair with Phil rothfield.
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What do you guys reckon should I apply for a job at the telegraph?
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We all know who Ritchie's boyfriend is
Ennis of course ,but will probably dump him to jump in the sack with Dessie Hasler
Whatever you do don't make a mental picture it ain't pretty

 

[jais_tigez]

I just did happy. Yuck!!!!
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[Cultured_Bogan]

While I despise the Telegraph and their hack journalists, I can't condone this.

Thread closed.

 

[Kul]

Hmmm…. Obviously a homophobe
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[jais_tigez]

Didn't mean to offend anyone guys. Was just havin a joke, sorry if it was inappropriate
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