Cricket Season Thread

[Fitzy05]

Just for fun I thought Id compare our Top 3 to Steve Smith through this series (not including the innings currently underway).

Total Runs Tests 1, 2 & 3

Top 3 - 285
Smith - 378

So hes scored 93 more runs in 3 less innings! If you include Lasagne in for Smith when he was injured that total is 532.

 

[Fitzy05]

Jofra was sooking because it was cold yesterday .
Nasser was saying he had to harden up and try a bit more. He is obviously unaware that ability dissipates when you get an English passport, replaced with the ultimate ability to whinge constantly about anything and everything.
Nasser than started to give Steve Smith batting advise in his commentary

 

[Tiger_Steve]

Jofra was sooking because it was cold yesterday .
Nasser was saying he had to harden up and try a bit more. He is obviously unaware that ability dissipates when you get an English passport, replaced with the ultimate ability to whinge constantly about anything and everything.
Nasser than started to give Steve Smith batting advise in his commentary

Nasser Hussain - terribly gutless leader has no runs on the board to tell others to harden up. He folded like a deck of cards against Australia many many times

 

[WT2K]

Steve Smith and Marnus Labuschagne now have more runs than the rest of Australia's top 7 combined this summer. 696 at an average of 116; their teammates have 673 at an average of 18

https://twitter.com/timwig/status/1169277204607438849?s=19

 

[Tigerboy]

Steve Smith and Marnus Labuschagne now have more runs than the rest of Australia's top 7 combined this summer. 696 at an average of 116; their teammates have 673 at an average of 18

https://twitter.com/timwig/status/1169277204607438849?s=19

That. Is. A. Disgrace !

 

[GNR4LIFE]

Jofra was sooking because it was cold yesterday .
Nasser was saying he had to harden up and try a bit more. He is obviously unaware that ability dissipates when you get an English passport, replaced with the ultimate ability to whinge constantly about anything and everything.
Nasser than started to give Steve Smith batting advise in his commentary


Nasser Hussain - terribly gutless leader has no runs on the board to tell others to harden up. He folded like a deck of cards against Australia many many times

Sounds like all the batsmen in the Aussie side not named Smith and Labuschagne

 

[Tiger_Steve]

Jofra was sooking because it was cold yesterday .
Nasser was saying he had to harden up and try a bit more. He is obviously unaware that ability dissipates when you get an English passport, replaced with the ultimate ability to whinge constantly about anything and everything.
Nasser than started to give Steve Smith batting advise in his commentary


Nasser Hussain - terribly gutless leader has no runs on the board to tell others to harden up. He folded like a deck of cards against Australia many many times

Sounds like all the batsmen in the Aussie side not named Smith and Labuschagne

Touché
Or any pommie not named stokes!

 

[69-05-41]

Steve Smith and Marnus Labuschagne now have more runs than the rest of Australia's top 7 combined this summer. 696 at an average of 116; their teammates have 673 at an average of 18

https://twitter.com/timwig/status/1169277204607438849?s=19

... and if Smith and Labuschagne did not play and were replaced by the Marshtards the entire top 7 would still have 673 and England would have won The Ashes.

 

[GNR4LIFE]

2.05 the Aussies on Tab. Decent value I think.

 

[GNR4LIFE]

Smith looking shakey

 

[Tiger_Steve]

Smith looking shakey

If by ‘shakey’ you mean on his way to 100 then I agree

 

[GNR4LIFE]

Smith looking shakey


If by ‘shakey’ you mean on his way to 100 then I agree

He’s been dropped and beaten several times so far. By his stadards, that’s shakey.

 

[Tiger_Steve]

Smith looking shakey


If by ‘shakey’ you mean on his way to 100 then I agree

He’s been dropped and beaten several times so far. By his stadards, that’s shakey.

He’ll make 150+

 

[Tiger_Steve]

Why no review?????? Missing leg I reckon

 

[hobbo1]

Why no review?????? Missing leg I reckon

🙄
Plumb all day 😁

 

[Tiger_Steve]

Why no review?????? Missing leg I reckon


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Plumb all day ?

You blokes are like the broncos- World Cup, ashes: getting all the 50/50’s!!!?

 

[happy_tiger]

Why no review?????? Missing leg I reckon


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Plumb all day ?


You blokes are like the broncos- World Cup, ashes: getting all the 50/50’s!!!?

Well except they have a player from every nation

 

[Geo]

Why no review?????? Missing leg I reckon


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Plumb all day ?


You blokes are like the broncos- World Cup, ashes: getting all the 50/50’s!!!?

Well except they have a player from every nation

Yeah Poms are more like Queensland...

the land named after the Queen..

 

[hobbo1]

Why no review?????? Missing leg I reckon


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Plumb all day ?


You blokes are like the broncos- World Cup, ashes: getting all the 50/50’s!!!?

Well except they have a player from every nation

Jofra / Jeffrey ....same !

 

[hobbo1]

These 2 blokes at the crease have no style what so ever ..
Geez there ugly to watch !