Embarrassing Moments

[Milky]

ha ha… okay....

probably the most embarrassing moment of my life (well, the one that stands out most!) happened when i was about 14 or 15:

my grandmother was Norwegian and she had an old friend from there come over for a visit. my family took her and her friend to a (now long gone) water park type place like Sea World called Atlantis.

as everyone took their seats for the seal show, they had music playing over the PA system and my grandmother, who had no concept of embarrassment by the way, was at the front of the stand singing and dancing along to the music being played.

my dad and i distanced ourselves from the rest of the family and sat up the back of the stand; he was on a seat about 3 or 4 rows from the very back, and i was sitting on the limestone wall right at the very back, as far away from her as i could possibly be.

as the audience filled out, you could see a large portion of them talking to each other and having a bit of a laugh at the old chook at the front singing and dancing along with the music.

she had her camera with her, and during her very lively performance of "In the Navy" by the Village People, she started to wave to me yelling out "Jeeeeeeeeeffrey! Jeeeeeeeffrey!" in her thick Norwegian accent so she could take a photo of me!

EVERY SINGLE person in the audience - INCLUDING MY BLOODY DAD WHO COULD BARELY CONTAIN HIMSELF! - turned around and looked straight at me as my grandmother took a photo of me!!

ah man, i was young and SO embarrassed!!! i mean, there were cute girls around and everything!!!

so this was about 30 years ago now, and these days i tend to think of embarrassment as something only for people who care too much about what other people think and would probably have just run with it and taken it on the chin.

i gave a eulogy at her funeral, and not sure if i told this story or not, but one thing i did say was that whatever you thought of her, she certainly was a memorable character.

god bless nanny. hope you're singing and dancing in heaven to your heart's content. x

Hahahaha this is a classic! Parents and grandparents can be quite embarassing, luckily though i don't care about peoples opinions, i have too big an ego :laughing:

 

[foreveratiger]

Having troubles attaching the photo

 

[Love_the_WestsTigers]

Sorry FT , with no Photo evidence your story has too many holes in it

FBI, CBI, KGB AFP are always on the look out for pervs likes you

 

[foreveratiger]

Sorry FT , with no Photo evidence your story has too many holes in it

FBI, CBI, KGB AFP are always on the look out for pervs likes you

What holes ? That is what happened . I PM'd Geo 1 hour ago there is issues with uploading photos and images and Kul is working on it .

I'm a perv ? you wanna be careful what you accuse people of .

 

[Love_the_WestsTigers]

Sorry FT , with no Photo evidence your story has too many holes in it

FBI, CBI, KGB AFP are always on the look out for pervs likes you

What holes ? That is what happened . I PM'd Geo 1 hour ago there is issues with uploading photos and images and Kul is working on it .

I'm a perv ? you wanna be careful what you accuse people of .

Should have added "joke only" on the end of that FT

It was a joke only..

 

[foreveratiger]

Sorry FT , with no Photo evidence your story has too many holes in it

FBI, CBI, KGB AFP are always on the look out for pervs likes you

What holes ? That is what happened . I PM'd Geo 1 hour ago there is issues with uploading photos and images and Kul is working on it .

I'm a perv ? you wanna be careful what you accuse people of .

Should have added "joke only" on the end of that FT

It was a joke only..

O.K it didn't come across that way , i will get the picture up .

 

[Love_the_WestsTigers]

Sorry FT , with no Photo evidence your story has too many holes in it

FBI, CBI, KGB AFP are always on the look out for pervs likes you

What holes ? That is what happened . I PM'd Geo 1 hour ago there is issues with uploading photos and images and Kul is working on it .

I'm a perv ? you wanna be careful what you accuse people of .

Should have added "joke only" on the end of that FT

It was a joke only..

O.K it didn't come across that way , i will get the picture up .

Sorry mate, i thought putting KGB and all the others would have been a give up.

 

[foreveratiger]

LTWT , Don't worry i'm a retard at times

 

[Geo]

Sorry FT , with no Photo evidence your story has too many holes in it

FBI, CBI, KGB AFP are always on the look out for pervs likes you

What holes ? That is what happened . I PM'd Geo 1 hour ago there is issues with uploading photos and images and Kul is working on it .

I'm a perv ? you wanna be careful what you accuse people of .

Should have added "joke only" on the end of that FT

It was a joke only..

O.K it didn't come across that way , i will get the picture up .

here you go


 

[foreveratiger]

Thank you Geo , this was the photo i took with my toilet incident .

Thanks for that Geo

 

[Love_the_WestsTigers]

LTWT , Don't worry i'm a retard at times

Well im glad i wasnt in the same room when i cracked that joke..
I might have had to see Dr Patel to get my nose fixed after that.

Typical case of joke gone wrong.
Need to remind myself not everyone gets my dry sense of humor..

Its all good now FT, a hug and a kiss has made it all go away.

 

[happy_tiger]

Sorry FT , with no Photo evidence your story has too many holes in it

FBI, CBI, KGB AFP are always on the look out for pervs likes you

What holes ? That is what happened . I PM'd Geo 1 hour ago there is issues with uploading photos and images and Kul is working on it .

I'm a perv ? you wanna be careful what you accuse people of .

Should have added "joke only" on the end of that FT

It was a joke only..

O.K it didn't come across that way , i will get the picture up .

here you go


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No wonder you got mixed up , that's the ugliest bird I've seen since that drag queen in Nimbin

Wow she was bad , but at least she was a WT's supporter

 

[foreveratiger]

i saw the blue and that life saving Cap on the head and went in .

 

[TrueTiger]

FT,the grog up there is a very ordinary brew,makes you do stupid things mate…

Carlton Draught.,,man brew..... :roll

 

[TrueTiger]

Ft,talking about toilets,I was at the Golden Slipper races in Sydney about 5 years ago with the missus,sis in laws and bro inlaw..
I went to the toilet under the members stand and it was PACKED..15 across the urinal and 4 deep…as I walked toward the cubicles,a door opened and 2 absolute glamours half pissed came out together,the girls had short mini skirts on and high heels,one looked at me and said," well at least we didn't pee on the seat"

 

[foreveratiger]

FT,the grog up there is a very ordinary brew,makes you do stupid things mate…

Carlton Draught.,,man brew..... :roll

:laughing:. My beer is James Squire 150 lashes, absolutely love it. The good thing is they have it on Tap at the Pubs here and Club.

 

[foreveratiger]

Ft,talking about toilets,I was at the Golden Slipper races in Sydney about 5 years ago with the missus,sis in laws and bro inlaw..
I went to the toilet under the members stand and it was PACKED..15 across the urinal and 4 deep…as I walked toward the cubicles,a door opened and 2 absolute glamours half pissed came out together,the girls had short mini skirts on and high heels,one looked at me and said," well at least we didn't pee on the seat"

:roll, you gotta love the races. It's a messy day.
I was meant to go to the Magic Millions this year bit had other commitments.

 

[Demps]

I honestly cannot think of anything my friends….
My life must be boring, haha.

Years ago, I told my GF to call this guy who was selling a VS commodore, ask him if he'll take 2K for it...
She did and the guy says yeah come have a look and we'll talk numbers.

Then I asked her to all this other seller and offer 'em 2k...
Expect this guy was selling a Ferarri, haha.
Dude gave her a spray, I thought it was funny.

Again, not really embarassing for anyone.
FML

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

FT,the grog up there is a very ordinary brew,makes you do stupid things mate…

Carlton Draught.,,man brew..... :roll

I'll not hear a bad word about Draught. Top drop from the teat. Don't enjoy it as much bottled though, and it's dross from a tinny (like all beer.)

 

[TurnStyle]

I honestly cannot think of anything my friends….
My life must be boring, haha.

Years ago, I told my GF to call this guy who was selling a VS commodore, ask him if he'll take 2K for it...
She did and the guy says yeah come have a look and we'll talk numbers.

Then I asked her to all this other seller and offer 'em 2k...
Expect this guy was selling a Ferarri, haha.
Dude gave her a spray, I thought it was funny.

Again, not really embarassing for anyone.
FML

Nothing embarrassing? How embarrassing…. :laughing: