Embarrassing Moments

[Tiger_Watto]

Probably the most embarrasing moment I can recall was at a Broncos vs Cowboys game back in the early 00's…

Back then, my son [3 years] was still a Bronco fan so I decided to take him to the season opener at Lang Park vs the Cowboys. Those who have been would know the season opener v Cows was always a full house with 50k people there.

Anyway, just before kick-off there was a quiet moment and my son decided it was the perfect opportunity to ask me "you have a big doddle dad, dont you?". Well, we were surrounded by many families and I didnt know what to say, and could hear a few around me laughing. My first responce was "yes mate" and then I started thinking… Do these people think I'm a Child Molester or something?... Do they think I've shown my son?... Do they think I'm some Porn Star? [just kidding].

To this day, we still joke about him saying this, but at the time I was lost for words and couldnt believe he asked that question.

Children… They are the Best!

 

[underdog]

Probably the most embarrasing moment I can recall was at a Broncos vs Cowboys game back in the early 00's…

Back then, my son [3 years] was still a Bronco fan so I decided to take him to the season opener at Lang Park vs the Cowboys. Those who have been would know the season opener v Cows was always a full house with 50k people there.

Anyway, just before kick-off there was a quiet moment and my son decided it was the perfect opportunity to ask me "you have a big doddle dad, dont you?". Well, we were surrounded by many families and I didnt know what to say, and could hear a few around me laughing. My first responce was "yes mate" and then I started thinking… Do these people think I'm a Child Molester or something?... Do they think I've shown my son?... Do they think I'm some Porn Star? [just kidding].

To this day, we still joke about him saying this, but at the time I was lost for words and couldnt believe he asked that question.

Children… They are the Best!

I had the EXACT same thing happen to me when the young fella was about the same age!! - except it was in a toilet stall at the shops.

He wanted to go so he went, and then I felt the urge, and he just stood there (he was also 3 at the time) and watched. All of a sudden - he blurts out "Dad, why do you have a big doodle?" (Steady on here boys! It's all about comparative size to a three year old, remember?)

The stalls either side of ours couldn't contain their laughter, and I stumbled out - "Erm… I don't know mate, I just do!"

I don't get floored by much. But that floored me. :roll

 

[TurnStyle]

Probably the most embarrasing moment I can recall was at a Broncos vs Cowboys game back in the early 00's…

Back then, my son [3 years] was still a Bronco fan so I decided to take him to the season opener at Lang Park vs the Cowboys. Those who have been would know the season opener v Cows was always a full house with 50k people there.

Anyway, just before kick-off there was a quiet moment and my son decided it was the perfect opportunity to ask me "you have a big doddle dad, dont you?". Well, we were surrounded by many families and I didnt know what to say, and could hear a few around me laughing. My first responce was "yes mate" and then I started thinking… Do these people think I'm a Child Molester or something?... Do they think I've shown my son?... Do they think I'm some Porn Star? [just kidding].

To this day, we still joke about him saying this, but at the time I was lost for words and couldnt believe he asked that question.

Children… They are the Best!

I had the EXACT same thing happen to me when the young fella was about the same age!! - except it was in a toilet stall at the shops.

He wanted to go so he went, and then I felt the urge, and he just stood there (he was also 3 at the time) and watched. All of a sudden - he blurts out "Dad, why do you have a big doodle?" (Steady on here boys! It's all about comparative size to a three year old, remember?)

The stalls either side of ours couldn't contain their laughter, and I stumbled out - "Erm… I don't know mate, I just do!"

I don't get floored by much. But that floored me. :roll

mine is the same, except my 3 year old nephew asked me why mine was so small… :laughing:

jk....

 

[Tigermama]

About ten years ago I hooked up with a stunner who was a hockey player. Went to watch one of her games, afterwards she was standing with all her team mates ( all stunners as well) and called me onto the field to introduce me. I went to jump the picket fence, got my shorts hooked up, ended up flat on my face with all my bits hanging out for everyone to see lol

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Now that's "EMBARRASSING" brk. I like to know what happened afterwards Lol!
:roll

 

[Tigermama]

O.K i saw this Thread earlier in the week and i was Embarrassed to tell you guys but i will .

It actually happened last Saturday Night . With a few drinks under my belt during the afternoon come Dinner time we decided to go to the Cudgen headlands Surf life saving Club for Dinner at Kingscliff.
I tell the Mrs what i want from the menu before proceeding to the Bathroom for a piss .

So i walk in the toilet and think to myself there's no Urinal in here but there was 2 Cubicles , one was taken , so i went to the vacant one . Did what i had to do and as i'm washing my hands i hear the door unlock and see a Lady in her mid 20's from the Mirror just freeze as she was getting out 😱pen_mouth: . I absolutely froze and thought to myself WTF!!! So i turn around thinking this Woman has stuffed up and said to her " one of us has stuffed up here , let's go and look at the door " . So we go and check the sign on the door and yeah FT has gone in the the Ladies Toilet :blush: , i didn't know were to hide .
I was so apologetic towards her but she wasn't impressed.
So i get to my table and tell the Mrs what happened and she rolls her eyes and says "oh my God " before having a laugh and the kids as well and to top it off our Table was just outside the Toilets and when she got out looked at my table unimpressed.

Later on i took a photo of the sign outside the Toilet door as i was talking to hobbo and texted him the photo and told him my stuff up :brick: .

This is the photo Ladies and Gents now tell me that picture looks like a Mens Toilet ? Yeah sure it says GIRLS but that stands out more by the flash , i saw blue in the picture and went in + with a few Drinks under your belt :laughing: .

Lol FT. I've known quite a few people that went in the wrong loo over the years. While under the influence of course :laughing:

 

[Tigermama]

O.K i saw this Thread earlier in the week and i was Embarrassed to tell you guys but i will .

It actually happened last Saturday Night . With a few drinks under my belt during the afternoon come Dinner time we decided to go to the Cudgen headlands Surf life saving Club for Dinner at Kingscliff.
I tell the Mrs what i want from the menu before proceeding to the Bathroom for a piss .

So i walk in the toilet and think to myself there's no Urinal in here but there was 2 Cubicles , one was taken , so i went to the vacant one . Did what i had to do and as i'm washing my hands i hear the door unlock and see a Lady in her mid 20's from the Mirror just freeze as she was getting out 😱pen_mouth: . I absolutely froze and thought to myself WTF!!! So i turn around thinking this Woman has stuffed up and said to her " one of us has stuffed up here , let's go and look at the door " . So we go and check the sign on the door and yeah FT has gone in the the Ladies Toilet :blush: , i didn't know were to hide .
I was so apologetic towards her but she wasn't impressed.
So i get to my table and tell the Mrs what happened and she rolls her eyes and says "oh my God " before having a laugh and the kids as well and to top it off our Table was just outside the Toilets and when she got out looked at my table unimpressed.

Later on i took a photo of the sign outside the Toilet door as i was talking to hobbo and texted him the photo and told him my stuff up :brick: .

This is the photo Ladies and Gents now tell me that picture looks like a Mens Toilet ? Yeah sure it says GIRLS but that stands out more by the flash , i saw blue in the picture and went in + with a few Drinks under your belt :laughing: .

You sicko :laughing: , following young women into toilets and then having to cover it up

Your not SBW :roll

:laughing:

 

[Tigermama]

FT,the grog up there is a very ordinary brew,makes you do stupid things mate…

Carlton Draught.,,man brew..... :roll

:laughing:. My beer is James Squire 150 lashes, absolutely love it. The good thing is they have it on Tap at the Pubs here and Club.

My Better Half likes it too FT. But he only drinks it on Tap. Said it doesn't taste as good pre-bottled.

 

[Tigermama]

Probably the most embarrasing moment I can recall was at a Broncos vs Cowboys game back in the early 00's…

Back then, my son [3 years] was still a Bronco fan so I decided to take him to the season opener at Lang Park vs the Cowboys. Those who have been would know the season opener v Cows was always a full house with 50k people there.

Anyway, just before kick-off there was a quiet moment and my son decided it was the perfect opportunity to ask me "you have a big doddle dad, dont you?". Well, we were surrounded by many families and I didnt know what to say, and could hear a few around me laughing. My first responce was "yes mate" and then I started thinking… Do these people think I'm a Child Molester or something?... Do they think I've shown my son?... Do they think I'm some Porn Star? [just kidding].

To this day, we still joke about him saying this, but at the time I was lost for words and couldnt believe he asked that question.

Children… They are the Best![/quote

Lol.. Embarrassing and nowhere to hide :laughing: kids are great, and they can embarrass us at a drop of a hat!

 

[Tigermama]

I don't embarrass easily, but this moment comes close. Many years ago before children, i was at my BF house getting ready to go to the disco, and dance late in to the night.
I decided to borrow a very tight mini skirt from her to wear.
After a few drinks and a couple of hours on the dance floor, while i'm strutting my stuff, i hear a RIP. My skirt ripped all up the back and nearly fell on the dance floor. In that moment the only thing i thought of was… "Oops :blush: Lucky i have sexy undies underneath"
Needless to say we rushed out, jumped in a cab and went home. Laughed all the way there :laughing: :

 

[TrueTiger]

I don't embarrass easily, but this moment comes close. Many years ago before children, i was at my BF house getting ready to go to the disco, and dance late in to the night.
I decided to borrow a very tight mini skirt from her to wear.
After a few drinks and a couple of hours on the dance floor, while i'm strutting my stuff, i hear a RIP. My skirt ripped all up the back and nearly fell on the dance floor. In that moment the only thing i thought of was… "Oops :blush: Lucky i have sexy undies underneath"
Needless to say we rushed out, jumped in a cab and went home. Laughed all the way there :laughing: :

Tigermama,if I was there I would of taken my jacket off and offered it to you to cover up…gee how lucky were you that you didnt go commando..haha :laughing:

 

[TurnStyle]

I don't embarrass easily, but this moment comes close. Many years ago before children, i was at my BF house getting ready to go to the disco, and dance late in to the night.
I decided to borrow a very tight mini skirt from her to wear.
After a few drinks and a couple of hours on the dance floor, while i'm strutting my stuff, i hear a RIP. My skirt ripped all up the back and nearly fell on the dance floor. In that moment the only thing i thought of was… "Oops :blush: Lucky i have sexy undies underneath"
Needless to say we rushed out, jumped in a cab and went home. Laughed all the way there :laughing: :

lucky BF!! :laughing:

 

[Geo]

I don't embarrass easily, but this moment comes close. Many years ago before children, i was at my BF house getting ready to go to the disco, and dance late in to the night.
I decided to borrow a very tight mini skirt from her to wear.
After a few drinks and a couple of hours on the dance floor, while i'm strutting my stuff, i hear a RIP. My skirt ripped all up the back and nearly fell on the dance floor. In that moment the only thing i thought of was… "Oops :blush: Lucky i have sexy undies underneath"
Needless to say we rushed out, jumped in a cab and went home. Laughed all the way there :laughing: :

lucky BF!! :laughing:

Embarrassing Moments…I think you just had one 'Style'..BF as in Best Friend not Boy Friend..unless her Boy friend wears mini-skirts. 😕 😕 ..I doubt Mama swings that way... :blush: :blush:

 

[Milky]

About ten years ago I hooked up with a stunner who was a hockey player. Went to watch one of her games, afterwards she was standing with all her team mates ( all stunners as well) and called me onto the field to introduce me. I went to jump the picket fence, got my shorts hooked up, ended up flat on my face with all my bits hanging out for everyone to see lol

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Now that's "EMBARRASSING" brk. I like to know what happened afterwards Lol!
:roll

AHAHAH PLEASE DO CONTINUE

 

[happy_tiger]

Probably the most embarrasing moment I can recall was at a Broncos vs Cowboys game back in the early 00's…

Back then, my son [3 years] was still a Bronco fan so I decided to take him to the season opener at Lang Park vs the Cowboys. Those who have been would know the season opener v Cows was always a full house with 50k people there.

Anyway, just before kick-off there was a quiet moment and my son decided it was the perfect opportunity to ask me "you have a big doddle dad, dont you?". Well, we were surrounded by many families and I didnt know what to say, and could hear a few around me laughing. My first responce was "yes mate" and then I started thinking… Do these people think I'm a Child Molester or something?... Do they think I've shown my son?... Do they think I'm some Porn Star? [just kidding].

To this day, we still joke about him saying this, but at the time I was lost for words and couldnt believe he asked that question.

Children… They are the Best!

I had the EXACT same thing happen to me when the young fella was about the same age!! - except it was in a toilet stall at the shops.

He wanted to go so he went, and then I felt the urge, and he just stood there (he was also 3 at the time) and watched. All of a sudden - he blurts out "Dad, why do you have a big doodle?" (Steady on here boys! It's all about comparative size to a three year old, remember?)

The stalls either side of ours couldn't contain their laughter, and I stumbled out - "Erm… I don't know mate, I just do!"

I don't get floored by much. But that floored me. :roll

I guess now they know the difference between big and BIG

 

[Tigermama]

I don't embarrass easily, but this moment comes close. Many years ago before children, i was at my BF house getting ready to go to the disco, and dance late in to the night.
I decided to borrow a very tight mini skirt from her to wear.
After a few drinks and a couple of hours on the dance floor, while i'm strutting my stuff, i hear a RIP. My skirt ripped all up the back and nearly fell on the dance floor. In that moment the only thing i thought of was… "Oops :blush: Lucky i have sexy undies underneath"
Needless to say we rushed out, jumped in a cab and went home. Laughed all the way there :laughing: :

Tigermama,if I was there I would of taken my jacket off and offered it to you to cover up…gee how lucky were you that you didnt go commando..haha :laughing:

You are a gentleman TT. As for not going commando… I nearly did TT. :wink:

 

[Tigermama]

I don't embarrass easily, but this moment comes close. Many years ago before children, i was at my BF house getting ready to go to the disco, and dance late in to the night.
I decided to borrow a very tight mini skirt from her to wear.
After a few drinks and a couple of hours on the dance floor, while i'm strutting my stuff, i hear a RIP. My skirt ripped all up the back and nearly fell on the dance floor. In that moment the only thing i thought of was… "Oops :blush: Lucky i have sexy undies underneath"
Needless to say we rushed out, jumped in a cab and went home. Laughed all the way there :laughing: :

lucky BF!! :laughing:

LOL… Geo's right. I ment Best Friend TS ( Just friends) :laughing:

 

[TrueTiger]

TM,I'm breaking out in a cold,cold sweat…please don't tease your forum friends... :sunglasses:

 

[Tigermama]

TM,I'm breaking out in a cold,cold sweat…please don't tease your forum friends... :sunglasses:[/quote

:laughing: I'll try and behave TT, but don't bet on it :wink:

 

[TurnStyle]

I don't embarrass easily, but this moment comes close. Many years ago before children, i was at my BF house getting ready to go to the disco, and dance late in to the night.
I decided to borrow a very tight mini skirt from her to wear.
After a few drinks and a couple of hours on the dance floor, while i'm strutting my stuff, i hear a RIP. My skirt ripped all up the back and nearly fell on the dance floor. In that moment the only thing i thought of was… "Oops :blush: Lucky i have sexy undies underneath"
Needless to say we rushed out, jumped in a cab and went home. Laughed all the way there :laughing: :

lucky BF!! :laughing:

LOL… Geo's right. I ment Best Friend TS ( Just friends) :laughing:

Ha ha! Okay, I was thinking maybe some lucky guy had the best date ever!!! :laughing:

 

[TurnStyle]

TM,I'm breaking out in a cold,cold sweat…please don't tease your forum friends... :sunglasses:[/quote

:laughing: I'll try and behave TT, but don't bet on it :wink:

I've just had the best idea! I've got to get myself onto the West Coast Fever forum!

I can see it now: "oh, my most embarrassing moment was once after I emerged from a house fire with two young kids on my shoulders and to my horror, my bulging, incredibly muscular arms and shoulders had in all my action torn my shirt clean off! There I was, ripped six pack exposed for all to see…" :laughing: