Favourite Sayings

[alex]

Some sayings I used to describe Chris Lawrence's ability this year:

"Couldn't catch a cold"

"Has the ball handling skills of a lesbian"

 

[westTAHger]

you couldn't hit the floor if you fell out of bed

 

[hobbo]

Working with you is like pissing into the wind .

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[TrueTiger]

Seen better bodies in a wrecking yard…

 

[tgrboy]

Head like a dropped pie

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[crusader]

More chins than a Chinese phone book

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[versa]

Your a Bake Bean

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[versa]

Two Wongs don't make a wight

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[happy_tiger]

You couldn't lie straight in bed

 

[hobbo]

Beauty is only skin deep , but ugly goes to the bone .

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[happy_tiger]

Lifes like a box a chocolates , you never know what you gunna git

 

[hobbo]

Measure twice , cut once !

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[Snapper]

Some sayings I used to describe Chris Lawrence's ability this year:

"Couldn't catch a cold"

"Has the ball handling skills of a lesbian"[/quote
Has the ball handling skills of a lesbian.
I like that one is is it ok to steal it .

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[Snapper]

Talking to the old country gentlemen on the phone. I asked him what are you up to. He replied just having a "blow" I was horrified. Not understanding the term. Weeks later it was explained to me means sleep. It's not my favourite but still had an impact on me.
"Just having a blow"

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[cktiger]

She had a head like a half sucked mango

 

[mike]

Flat out like a lizard drinking

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[mike]

Couldn't organise a sh*t fight in a sewer

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[mike]

Tough as old boots

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[claws]

While his pointing the finger at you, there are three fingers pointing back at him.

There is no bigger secret than that between a jockey and his horse. Go Weststigers!

 

[alex]

Couldn't organise a fart in a curry eating contest

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