Favourite Sayings

[Yossarian]

Scare a dog off its chain

 

[monkey]

Eat a dick
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[AngryEmu]

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull$***

 

[AngryEmu]

When someone is being a bit soft

"Can you do me a favor? Go into the kitchen, reach into the fridge and get a can of Harden the F*#$ Up!"

 

[Sabre]

Couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.
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haha
My commerce teacher used to say to me
_"You couldn't organise a chook raffle without forgetting the chickens."_

 

[happy_tiger]

Couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.
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haha
My commerce teacher used to say to me
_"You couldn't organise a chook raffle without forgetting the chickens."_

Another variation on the chickens is
"You couldn't win a chook raffle even if you bought all the tickets"

 

[Yossarian]

Trying to think through my dad's sayings…

"Off like father's pants on payday" was a good one.

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

When someone asks whats for dinner, I usually come out with the following (courtesy of my dear mother,)

"Pigs tits and parsley sauce."

 

[happy_tiger]

When someone asks whats for dinner, I usually come out with the following (courtesy of my dear mother,)

"Pigs tits and parsley sauce."

Well thats one I've never heard before CB
I will put it to good use though

 

[Guest]

By the power of Grayskull!

 

[Flippedy]

Dry as a dead Dingo's donger

Dry as an Arab's fart! :mrgreen:

 

[happy_tiger]

By the power of Grayskull!

I bet that works well with the women :laughing:

 

[system]

"What's your problem Captain Queef"

That got a run for a year or so in the late 90's

 

[TuiTui]

When someone is being a bit soft

"Can you do me a favor? Go into the kitchen, reach into the fridge and get a can of Harden the F*#$ Up!"

If you think you're having a tough day, harden up like Hodgo.

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

"What's your problem Captain **Queef**"

That got a run for a year or so in the late 90's

Whenever I hear that word, I think of Mrs Garrison on South Park when she goes to get an abortion after his sex change and says something to this effect to the doctor:

"If you want you can just scramble it and I'll queef it out myself…"

 

[alex]

The last dim sim in the bain-marie

 

[westTAHger]

you couldn't hit the floor if you fell out of bed.

 

[Marshall_magic]

you couldn't hit the floor if you fell out of bed.

I'm a bigger fan of "Couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat"

 

[Blackpearl]

he couldn't tackle a ham sandwich

high and dry like a shag on a rock

 

[black_and_white_tige]

What goes round, comes round