OFFICIAL Jeral Skelton #294

Okay, so I've just remembered something that happened years ago.

I used to train in this shoebox of a (boxing) gym that only had fans. It was summer and after the session I was pouring sweat, face looking like a beetroot...

To get to the station afterwards, I'd walk through David Jones. As I was walking through the fragrances section I noticed a small ad/sign on a counter for a cologne that was basically filled by Brad Pitt's face.

About 5m to my left were two women (one worked there) looking at a perfume.

I stopped at the counter, paused a moment and said (so they could hear):
"Phew! I thought I was looking in a mirror!"

From the looks on their faces it was instantly apparent they shared neither my sense of humour, nor - even more hurtful - my ostensible self-assessment!
 
Yeah watched him at the dogs. Older and still has some defensive issues but honestly not sure why the Bulldogs wouldn't want him. Make one mistake and post 160-200m a game? Sign me up.
The defensive issues definitely aren’t putting on a hit. When he hits, they stay hit.
 
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