Didn't we throw big money at Latrell, TPJ, Jai Arrow, The Fox to name a few, but none wanted to come?
In all fairness, Lats spoke to a lot of sides.
I remember his grand tour when he slipped out of roosters training with a certain fondness.
Just the Queenslander excursion, breakfast with the titans, lunch with the cows, he milked it for all it was worth. The list of victim clubs was endless. Ends up with the rabbits and said it was his grand plan all along. Ffs he’s got some!
Then now, dear Latts, reportedly being paid $850k for half a season of games due to injury and suspension.
A cad now working hard to restore his tarnished image. Laughed at by most of the game for his sorry signing carry-on and his Manu meltdown brain snap.
We all know Manu needs a little shortening up because he’s a gun player, but that was beyond the pale. Was it worth a gf? Maybe.
Lats lack of game time brings his real or actual cost closer to $1.7m per season. The highest paid player in history.
The relative value of Lats just isn’t there.
We wasted say about $5k on the tour to the Taree cafe for a “welfare check” and that’s getting off lightly.
You can just see him booking us in at lunchtime buying the most expensive burger with the lot, thickshake and half of the homestead apple pie. The old west tigers debit card is maxing out. Madge is sweating, worried it will bounce.
A couple of burps and he’s like “ I’ll get back to ya” and we are still waiting.
Madge makes Hartigan drive home for wasting his time in our club ute. Silence the whole way.
I prefer my fox a lot more. He’s true class.
