Shopping Nightmares

[Merlot]

They should let everyone on hold with customer service talk to one another.

wouldn't that whip up a frenzy on the help line., lol . Nice idea but

 

[Buttface]

My mum bought an electric jug back in the 80's from I think it was an Electrovision store. The thing shorted out the first time she used it and scared the shit out of her, so she took it back to the store the next day, Bloke in the store told her, more or less, bad luck, she must have misused it. So I took it back down to the store and pitched it through the front door into a shelf full of small appliances, then went in and asked the bloke for a refund.
He called the cops instead but it was almost worth the cost of a jug.

I tried to drag an NRMA bloke over the counter a long time ago, that didn’t work either. @mikey approach is much better, but it’s taken me another few decades to be able to perfect it.
Still working on it.

 

[mikey]

TV arrived Monday. Great picture etc. One mystifying thing is although it's a Google TV you can't use Chrome as a browser on it. Instead there's a clunky bit of rubbish. Everything else good though. They gave a 150 back as way of apology. Take the money n run.

 

[tigerballs]

TV arrived Monday. Great picture etc. One mystifying thing is although it's a Google TV you can't use Chrome as a browser on it. Instead there's a clunky bit of rubbish. Everything else good though. They gave a 150 back as way of apology. Take the money n run.

Set to go!

 

[mikey]

I tried to drag an NRMA bloke over the counter a long time ago, that didn’t work either. @mikey approach is much better, but it’s taken me another few decades to be able to perfect it.
Still working on it.

Don't start me on norma. One of their vans caused 1k damage on BMW 1000 I had in the 80s. He lied n ripped me off.
Will not say how but reaped my revenge 30 years later x 2 with interest.