The Laurie Daley pearls of wisdom thread

Talking about Cooper Cronk:

'Oh he'll be halfback for Australia Jonathan Thurston, but he's making a good fist of it Cooper Cronk to demand his selection as a utility player, although we still have Kurt Gidley, Kurt Gidley would be the utility in my side.'

Then silence from Brandy and Wazza.
 
Also I just heard:

'Troy Thompson, the wounded Troy Thompson ummuhh… I was going to say Troy Thompson is been good.'
 
@Jazza said:
Also I just heard:

'Troy Thompson, the wounded Troy Thompson ummuhh… I was going to say Troy Thompson is been good.'

Yeah i think Lozza has to pay fox every week to keep his job Pretty ordinary commentator . Bloody good footballer though
 
One in tonights game

Andy Raymond: Well that tackle on Hopoate was very similar to one by Glenn Stewart a bit earlier, where he hit the ball and bounced up around the neck, which was penalised, but that one wasn't, I'm curious to know what the difference is.

Loz the Snoz: Well the difference is, the one by Glenn Stewart was deemed worthy of a penalty, while that one on Hopoate wasn't…
 
@Marshall_magic said:
One in tonights game

Andy Raymond: Well that tackle on Hopoate was very similar to one by Glenn Stewart a bit earlier, where he hit the ball and bounced up around the neck, which was penalised, but that one wasn't, I'm curious to know what the difference is.

Loz the Snoz: Well the difference is, the one by Glenn Stewart was deemed worthy of a penalty, while that one on Hopoate wasn't…

I came on here just then specifically to post that :roll
 
@Jazza said:
@Marshall_magic said:
One in tonights game

Andy Raymond: Well that tackle on Hopoate was very similar to one by Glenn Stewart a bit earlier, where he hit the ball and bounced up around the neck, which was penalised, but that one wasn't, I'm curious to know what the difference is.

Loz the Snoz: Well the difference is, the one by Glenn Stewart was deemed worthy of a penalty, while that one on Hopoate wasn't…

I came on here just then specifically to post that :roll

Did he really say this ?

LOL. He really is a goose.
 
This is the first time I've visited this thread - it's hilarious! Great for a laugh when you're feeling low. You guys are having a lot of fun with this (at Lozza's expense) aren't you? Especially you MM lol
 
@Marshall_magic said:
I was watching with my brother, that comment was met by a double facepalm.

That comment for me was followed by laughing, then thinking of this thread, then rewinding and listening to it again :laughing:
 
I thought I put a quote from one the ABC grandstand commentators on this thread but mustn't have .Tigers v Canberra game commentator came up with a Lozzarism "I think we will be at this game for the whole 80 minutes " I was sondering how the colour commentary was going to go without any commentators . :crazy
 
@Flippedy said:
This is the first time I've visited this thread - it's hilarious! Great for a laugh when you're feeling low. You guys are having a lot of fun with this (at Lozza's expense) aren't you? Especially you MM lol

The guy was an incredible footballer (and in that department he will ALWAYS have my respect), but how he manages to hold down a commentators job I will never know. Much like Johns and Fittlers he just struggles to get his words out and says some stupid stuff. Gordy was shocking too when he started, but he has improved greatly, Loz has been calling games for the best part of a decade and still struggles with his words. Plus he hates us, so I guess it makes the thread even more enjoyable.
 
I look forward to games on Fox just so I can hear him waffle his way through 80 minutes of footy. It satisfies my passion for the game plus I get a good chuckle out of him making an absolute fool of himself.
 
@Cultured Bogan said:
I look forward to games on Fox just so I can hear him waffle his way through 80 minutes of footy. It satisfies my passion for the game plus I get a good chuckle out of him making an absolute fool of himself.

Same here CB I look forward to those matches too funnily enough.

I heard one from Gus tonight, the scoreboard showed it at 10-6: "Australia only leads by 4 pts Rabs".

Thats a Daleyism, if he said that I would of posted it as well.
 
He definitely is something else. I can't believe that the master of such champagne commentary as "he's making forward progress" and "when you need big moments you need to go to your big moment players" was ever a selector for the blues!

On the other hand, we should make him an honourary maroon for his disservice to NSW rugby league.
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Tonights game, the Storm vs Broncos, Daley said, "discipline needs to be so so (long pause as he didn't know what to say next) well you need to have good discipline in a big game."
 
In the press conference for last night when asked about Soward

"He felt his groin…..............(pause lasts about 10 seconds)....................ahh twinge slightly he's probably torn it"

The first part made me lol.
 
@alien said:
@Fraze23 said:
I remember when he did the Liberty Bell Cup (Aus v USA) and there was a chip and chase it bounced up into the arms of the chaser. "Thats what we call a room service bounce in Australia" :neutral_face: I have never heard anyone describe the ball bouncing up as a room service bounce.

yea i remember that. :laughing:
i have that on dvd

Ive only heard it once, I think he got it from this game:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akBBofY0aNM&feature=related
 
@Jazza said:
@alien said:
@Fraze23 said:
I remember when he did the Liberty Bell Cup (Aus v USA) and there was a chip and chase it bounced up into the arms of the chaser. "Thats what we call a room service bounce in Australia" :neutral_face: I have never heard anyone describe the ball bouncing up as a room service bounce.

yea i remember that. :laughing:
i have that on dvd

Ive only heard it once, I think he got it from this game:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akBBofY0aNM&feature=related

Even considering the circumstances, that is an amazing try :bawling the fact he never got a NSW jersey is a travesty.
 
@Bazzinator said:
classic one tonight chase stanley went down and was holding his leg.

"i think his injured his leg there" Andy Raymond just laughed at him

Andy Raymond isn't 1 to laugh…u could start a whole new thread with Andy Raymonds pearls of wisom
 
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