Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[mike]

I’ll stop now

 

[Tiger_Steve]

Just realised what that spoiler thing was for

 

[happy_tiger]

INTERMISSION FELLAS.....just going to say I have really enjoyed the banter tonight...it is really a bit of a release from all the crap that has been bestowed on us...love you all...

play on fellas.....

Your not the only one that enjoyed the much needed at this time of CV & us banter @TrueTiger.
I can just imagine yourself along with @Cairnstigers and
@happy_tiger appearing on Hey Hey It's Saturday red faces all dressed as "sparkling pink.
Without doubt you would have won all the chooks on chook lotto as well.

My Cousin got discovered on hey hey redfaces

Is this him by any chance

No he won his show and has become a semi famous comedian

 

[Cairnstigers]

I found a picture of @Cairnstigers and
@happy_tiger


Happy is the one at the front !

Hobbo
I found a photo of you taken by Happy and I
Sorry all 3 of us couldn't be in the photo
But someone had to take it
Hope this makes you feel a little more included in our group

 

[hobbo1]

I found a picture of @Cairnstigers and
@happy_tiger


Happy is the one at the front !

Hobbo
I found a photo of you taken by Happy and I
Sorry all 3 of us couldn't be in the photo
But someone had to take it
Hope this makes you feel a little more included in our group

But I’m a blonde...
?

 

[BZN]

INTERMISSION FELLAS.....just going to say I have really enjoyed the banter tonight...it is really a bit of a release from all the crap that has been bestowed on us...love you all...

play on fellas.....

Your not the only one that enjoyed the much needed at this time of CV & us banter @TrueTiger.
I can just imagine yourself along with @Cairnstigers and
@happy_tiger appearing on Hey Hey It's Saturday red faces all dressed as "sparkling pink.
Without doubt you would have won all the chooks on chook lotto as well.

My Cousin got discovered on hey hey redfaces

Was he was discovered stealing the chook lotto wheel @happy_tiger?

 

[happy_tiger]

INTERMISSION FELLAS.....just going to say I have really enjoyed the banter tonight...it is really a bit of a release from all the crap that has been bestowed on us...love you all...

play on fellas.....

Your not the only one that enjoyed the much needed at this time of CV & us banter @TrueTiger.
I can just imagine yourself along with @Cairnstigers and
@happy_tiger appearing on Hey Hey It's Saturday red faces all dressed as "sparkling pink.
Without doubt you would have won all the chooks on chook lotto as well.

My Cousin got discovered on hey hey redfaces

Was he was discovered stealing the chook lotto wheel @happy_tiger?

No ...he was Dickie Knee's beautician

 

[happy_tiger]

I found a picture of @Cairnstigers and
@happy_tiger


Happy is the one at the front !

Hobbo
I found a photo of you taken by Happy and I
Sorry all 3 of us couldn't be in the photo
But someone had to take it
Hope this makes you feel a little more included in our group

But I’m a blonde...
?

And all those teeth are goneski now

Bit like a makeover CT

They talk about the ugly stick ......he took one look and ate it whole

 

[BZN]

INTERMISSION FELLAS.....just going to say I have really enjoyed the banter tonight...it is really a bit of a release from all the crap that has been bestowed on us...love you all...

play on fellas.....

Your not the only one that enjoyed the much needed at this time of CV & us banter @TrueTiger.
I can just imagine yourself along with @Cairnstigers and
@happy_tiger appearing on Hey Hey It's Saturday red faces all dressed as "sparkling pink.
Without doubt you would have won all the chooks on chook lotto as well.

My Cousin got discovered on hey hey redfaces

Is this him by any chance

No he won his show and has become a semi famous comedian

Was it the guy with cerebral palsy @happy_tiger ?
I've forgotten his name but he was very funny, very entertaining.

 

[cochise]

INTERMISSION FELLAS.....just going to say I have really enjoyed the banter tonight...it is really a bit of a release from all the crap that has been bestowed on us...love you all...

play on fellas.....

Your not the only one that enjoyed the much needed at this time of CV & us banter @TrueTiger.
I can just imagine yourself along with @Cairnstigers and
@happy_tiger appearing on Hey Hey It's Saturday red faces all dressed as "sparkling pink.
Without doubt you would have won all the chooks on chook lotto as well.

My Cousin got discovered on hey hey redfaces

Is this him by any chance

No he won his show and has become a semi famous comedian

Was it the guy with cerebral palsy @happy_tiger ?
I've forgotten his name but he was very funny, very entertaining.

Steady Eddie?

 

[cochise]

INTERMISSION FELLAS.....just going to say I have really enjoyed the banter tonight...it is really a bit of a release from all the crap that has been bestowed on us...love you all...

play on fellas.....

Your not the only one that enjoyed the much needed at this time of CV & us banter @TrueTiger.
I can just imagine yourself along with @Cairnstigers and
@happy_tiger appearing on Hey Hey It's Saturday red faces all dressed as "sparkling pink.
Without doubt you would have won all the chooks on chook lotto as well.

My Cousin got discovered on hey hey redfaces

Brian Nankervis or Jason Stephens?

 

[tiger_one]

Talk about panic buying, the grocery stores in France look like tornadoes hit them.
All that’s left is de brie.

 

[mike]

**Sex 73**:

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox informing me I can have sex at 73.

I am so happy, because i live at 71. So it’s not to far to walk home afterwoods. And it’s the same side of the street. I don’t even have to cross the road!

 

[cochise]

Talking to my dad last night and he reminded me of a joke I told while giving a speech at my mates 21st many years ago. Dad didn't like it at the time and it seems he still doesn't. Its a little long but here we go it is something to kill the boredom of this covid induced pause on all our lives.

My mate had a lot of people who I didn't know so this is how I introduced myself.

Hi, for those who do not know me I am Garry, Garry with 2 r's, that is my dad over their he is Gary with one r. That's right my parents were that creative with names that when their 1st son was born they couldn't come with a name and obviously looked around the room for inspiration and with my mum seeing my dad pronounced "I know lets call him Garry! We will add an extra r so it is not the same name". Now this was not their only uninspired choice, they were all set to call my brother Bruce Wayne until they were told that Bruce Wayne is batman.

Now back to all the people here who do not know me, I am Garry with 2 r's and my dad is Gary with 1 r and my grandfather was gay!

 

[Geo]

Talking to my dad last night and he reminded me of a joke I told while giving a speech at my mates 21st many years ago. Dad didn't like it at the time and it seems he still doesn't. Its a little long but here we go it is something to kill the boredom of this covid induced pause on all our lives.

My mate had a lot of people who I didn't know so this is how I introduced myself.

Hi, for those who do not know me I am Garry, Garry with 2 r's, that is my dad over their he is Gary with one r. That's right my parents were that creative with names that when their 1st son was born they couldn't come with a name and obviously looked around the room for inspiration and with my mum seeing my dad pronounced "I know lets call him Garry! We will add an extra r so it is not the same name". Now this was not their only uninspired choice, they were all set to call my brother Bruce Wayne until they were told that Bruce Wayne is batman.

Now back to all the people here who do not know me, I am Garry with 2 r's and my dad is Gary with 1 r and my grandfather was gay!

Needs a coma after Bruce...unless the intended Bruce Wayne,

 

[tiger_one]

Social Distancing

I looked into her eyes, deep into the emerald green, my heart fluttered, I felt a connection, something deeper, something magical, I was transported to another place and I thought, blimey these binoculars are brilliant!

 

[BZN]

Wow this thread has really deteriorated

Sorry @mike, but I don't agree with your comment.
Humour comes in all forms doesn't it?
So what makes you laugh may not make me laugh and vice versa.
Lots of stand up comics tell supposedly funny jokes, but to me a lot of the times when people are bursting with laughter, very often I don't as I feel the joke is just smutty.
I reckon more people on here would have found the posts up till now have been funny and gave us a much needed laugh at this very anxious time, than found "this thread has really deteriorated".

 

[mike]

Wow this thread has really deteriorated

Sorry @mike, but I don't agree with your comment.
Humour comes in all forms doesn't it?
So what makes you laugh may not make me laugh and vice versa.
Lots of stand up comics tell supposedly funny jokes, but to me a lot of the times when people are bursting with laughter, very often I don't as I feel the joke is just smutty.
I reckon more people on here would have found the posts up till now have been funny and gave us a much needed laugh at this very anxious time, than found "this thread has really deteriorated".

Not saying things were not funny and humorous but a lot could hardly be called ‘Dad Humour’.

 

[cochise]

Wow this thread has really deteriorated

Sorry @mike, but I don't agree with your comment.
Humour comes in all forms doesn't it?
So what makes you laugh may not make me laugh and vice versa.
Lots of stand up comics tell supposedly funny jokes, but to me a lot of the times when people are bursting with laughter, very often I don't as I feel the joke is just smutty.
I reckon more people on here would have found the posts up till now have been funny and gave us a much needed laugh at this very anxious time, than found "this thread has really deteriorated".

Not saying things were not funny and humorous but a lot could hardly be called ‘Dad Humour’.

A lot of the back and forth between posters winding each other up in other threads was moved here, that is why a lot of it is no longer 'dad humour'

 

[Tiger_Steve]

Talking to my dad last night and he reminded me of a joke I told while giving a speech at my mates 21st many years ago. Dad didn't like it at the time and it seems he still doesn't. Its a little long but here we go it is something to kill the boredom of this covid induced pause on all our lives.

My mate had a lot of people who I didn't know so this is how I introduced myself.

Hi, for those who do not know me I am Garry, Garry with 2 r's, that is my dad over their he is Gary with one r. That's right my parents were that creative with names that when their 1st son was born they couldn't come with a name and obviously looked around the room for inspiration and with my mum seeing my dad pronounced "I know lets call him Garry! We will add an extra r so it is not the same name". Now this was not their only uninspired choice, they were all set to call my brother Bruce Wayne until they were told that Bruce Wayne is batman.

Now back to all the people here who do not know me, I am Garry with 2 r's and my dad is Gary with 1 r and my grandfather was gay!

Maybe I’m bored senseless but that made me laugh out loud! Clever mate!