Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[TheDaBoss]

What's so great about Sweden?

Idk but the flag is a big plus

 

[happy_tiger]

I never wanted to believe that my mate was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I went to see him, all the signs were there.

You should know when to stop

 

[happy_tiger]

When your wife says
'i have a sore throat' does everyone reply 'I have a cream for that'? Or is that just me?

Not just a sore throat, any ailment!

Few weeks ago I gave my Mrs a Panadol while she was asleep

She woke up spluttering and said "Why did you give me a Panadol for ...I don't have a headache " the rest I'll leave to your imagination .....

 

[tiger_one]

Enter new password’ - ‘chicken’.
Password must contain a capital.
‘chickenkiev.’

 

[mike]

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon.
Great food, no atmosphere.

 

[cochise]

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon.
Great food, no atmosphere.

Is it exempt from social distancing practices?

 

[innsaneink]

How do you know when the barmaid don't like you?






There's a string hanging out of your bloody Mary

 

[cochise]

How do you know when the barmaid don't like you?






There's a string hanging out of your bloody Mary

ewww

 

[gallagher]

Ah jesus Ink!!

 

[BZN]

I used to be a big Robbie Williams fan but that all changed when I started to study geometry and found that more interesting.
I’m loving angles instead.

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[JD Tiger]

I used to be a big Robbie Williams fan but that all changed when I started to study geometry and found that more interesting.
I’m loving angles instead.

Ah okay, that one slipped past me as well. I dont know Robbie Williams very well. But clever, now I see it.

 

[Cairnstigers]

How do you know when the barmaid don't like you?






There's a string hanging out of your bloody Mary

That's literally Bloody sick Ink

 

[Tiger_Steve]

How do you know when the barmaid don't like you?






There's a string hanging out of your bloody Mary

That's literally Bloody sick Ink

And I was just eating lunch when I first read it. Tuna on saos! Lost my appetite

 

[Cairnstigers]

How do you know when the barmaid don't like you?






There's a string hanging out of your bloody Mary

That's literally Bloody sick Ink

And I was just eating lunch when I first read it. Tuna on saos! Lost my appetite

I don't know which one is worse to be honest
Can't stand the smell of Tuna

 

[mike]

@innsaneink I miss those guys.

 

[TheDaBoss]

DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...

 

[tiger_one]

In an unsettling reversal of my teenage years, I'm now yelling at my parents for going out.

 

[cochise]

In an unsettling reversal of my teenage years, I'm now yelling at my parents for going out.

You are not the only one!

 

[TrueTiger]

2 old drunks sitting on a bench outside the pub swigging on a flagon of port...
In the middle of the road was a dog licking his genitals as dogs do...
1st drunk says 'gee I wish I could do that'....
2nd drunk says'I think you better pat him first'

 

[tiger_one]

I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"

She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"

I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here"