Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[happy_tiger]

Science says that the spread of Coronavirus is based solely on two things:

1. How dense the population is

2. How dense the population is

Explains why NSW has so many with the virus on both counts

How many NSWmen does it take to change a light bulb ....usually 11 ..but it depends if the light bulb wants to change

 

[Cairnstigers]

A cure for the Virus is found

 

[Cairnstigers]

A cure for the Virus is found


 

[Geo]

Found a Queenslander in Merica


 

[happy_tiger]

Found a Queenslander in Merica


Hobbo wasn't born in Qld ....Maroon .....

 

[Cairnstigers]

Found a Queenslander in Merica


When did you take that photo Geo
Were you on your Annual easter visit again

 

[happy_tiger]

Many , many ,many years in the future CairnsTiger and Hobbo are talking about Rugby League and the legacy that happy tiger left on the game

Hobbo says to CT "Do you think they play rugby league in Heaven "

CT says "Hope so"

Sadly a few days later CT passes away .....but reappears to Hobbo

He says " Hobbo ...I have good news and bad news "

Good news is Rugby League is played in heaven .......bad news is your starting prop on Friday

 

[Harvey]

Latrell and the Fox are catching up during Origin.

Latrell lowers his voice and turns to Josh and asks, "If you were camping, sharing a tent with another bloke, and when you woke up you had a sore butt and found a jar of vaseline on the floor of the tent, would you say anything?"

Josh looks aghast, and says, "No way mate".

Latrell says, "Excellent. Do you want to go camping this weekend?"

 

[Shaggytiger1]

What's the difference between the people of Dubai and the people of Abu Dhabi?
The people of Dubai don't watch the Flintstones, but the people of Abu Dhabi do.

 

[tiger_one]

"What did Mississippi let Delaware?"
"I don't know, but Alaska!

 

[tiger_one]

How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.

 

[tiger_one]

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.

 

[TheDaBoss]

Whats West Tigers favorite German word?

NEIN

 

[Cairnstigers]

Whats West Tigers favorite German word?

NEIN

Mate you excelled yourself
👍👍👍

 

[tiger_one]

What has twp butts and kills people?
An assassin.

 

[tiger_one]

What do you call a python that's exactly 3.14 metres long?
A πthon.

 

[happy_tiger]

How do you make a dog meow

Throw it through a band saw .....meowwwwww

 

[TheDaBoss]

DId you hear that the Post Office had to recall a number of stamps?

They had pictures of QLD Players on them, and people couldnt figure out which side to spit on

 

[Geo]

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