Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[Red88_Tiger]

There was a time you would cough to cover a fart. Now I'm finding it hard to fart on demand to cover a cough

 

[Go_You_Good_Things]

Why don't the Chinese play cricket ?

Coz they keep eating all the bats.

 

[tiger_one]

Day 24 without sports.
Found a lady sitting on my couch yesterday.
Apparently she is my wife.
She seems nice.

 

[cochise]

Day 24 without sports.
Found a lady sitting on my couch yesterday.
Apparently she is my wife.
She seems nice.

Definitely wasn't my wife then!

 

[Cairnstigers]

Happy's idea of a cruise ship

 

[Cairnstigers]

Happy's idea of a cruise ship


 

[happy_tiger]

Happy's idea of a cruise ship


I actually used to work on those boats many years ago as a lagger

Know I just lag at work lol

 

[hobbo1]

Happy's idea of a cruise ship


I actually used to work on those boats many years ago as a lagger

Know I just lag at work lol

I thought you were a deckhand on a sub !

 

[happy_tiger]

Happy's idea of a cruise ship


I actually used to work on those boats many years ago as a lagger

Know I just lag at work lol

I thought you were a deckhand on a sub !

No I built ashtrays for Harley Davidsons ...favourite job ever

 

[hobbo1]

@happy_tiger


 

[mike]

A mechanic friend asked if I had an owners manual for the wife. He said his was starting to make a whining sound.

 

[TrueTiger]

A mechanic friend asked if I had an owners manual for the wife. He said his was starting to make a whining sound.

He shouldn't worry about the whining so much ,,,it would be the backfiring that causes problems...hahaha..

 

[TrueTiger]

I had a bit of a hangover the other day..all I could do when I got up was have a Dingoes breakfast..."""a quick piss and a look around'''..

 

[tiger_one]

Chuck Norris has been exposed to the Coronavirus.
The virus is now in quarantine for a month.

 

[Geo]

***BREAKING NEWS***

Parramatta Eels have offered 1500 seats to all hospital staff and doctors to their home games next season in recognition of their hard work.

A spokesperson for the NSW Hospitals commented “haven’t these people suffered enough?”

 

[Cairnstigers]

The Toilet Paper CRISIS confirms that we have more a***holes in Australia than we thought


 

[happy_tiger]

Day 24 without sports.
Found a lady sitting on my couch yesterday.
Apparently she is my wife.
She seems nice.

From a sports widow to a wife ...big change for all our wives

@hobbo1 thought his parole officer had moved in

 

[Cairnstigers]

Day 24 without sports.
Found a lady sitting on my couch yesterday.
Apparently she is my wife.
She seems nice.

From a sports widow to a wife ...big change for all our wives

@hobbo1 thought his parole officer had moved in

This is why Hobbo love his beer

 

[tiger_one]

Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long.
It was made in China.

 

[tiger_one]

Science says that the spread of Coronavirus is based solely on two things:

1. How dense the population is

2. How dense the population is