Things that make you laugh!! 😂

I told my wife she should get silicon implants as it would improve our sex life
She turned around and told me I should get a Mastic implant
👀
 
A truck laden with Vicks Vapor Rub overturned on the highway this morning.
Amazingly, (or maybe not), there was no congestion for 8 hours.
 
Simpsons Related NRL Memes (@Simpsons_NRL) Tweeted:
All credit goes to Brenton Craig for this banger of a video... https://t.co/szNxlIFD0k https://twitter.com/Simpsons_NRL/status/1286282427963334657?s=20

Not sure if this will work but worth a laugh
 
The Evangelist Baptist grabs the man to be baptised by the hair and dunks him in the pool holds him there for a few seconds,lifts him out and says ' have you seen the Lord''...
the guy sputters and says no,no,...
the Baptist dunks him again for a few seconds,lifts him out and says"have you seen the Lord"'...
the guy sputters again and says no,no...
the Baptist dunks him again for a few seconds,lifts him out and says"have you seen the Lord"
the guy says no,no,are you sure he went in here.....
 
@happy_tiger said in [Dad Humour](/post/1192577) said:
Why are wedding cakes always unhappy

They always end in tiers

Drops Mic.https://weststigersforum.com/topic/30452/dad-humour/418?page=28#.leaves stage

you will see yourself out....:eyes:

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An old teacher asked her student, “If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?” The student replied, “It is obviously past.”
 
@Cairnstigers said in [Dad Humour](/post/1192673) said:
An old teacher asked her student, “If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?” The student replied, “It is obviously past.”

Ha, that's great.
 
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.”

The pirate says, “Arrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
 
@tiger_one said in [Dad Humour](/post/1195930) said:
My wife gets annoyed whenever I sing Wonderwall by Oasis, so she finally asked me to stop.
I said maybeeeeee...

That’s bad - even for a Dad joke!
 

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